Smith-02

i installed aluminum hoseclamps on my wrx and i gained 2mpg and 14hp.

i paid a hooker to pee herp laced **** on my ic and it lowered intake temps by almost 20ēc!

i also installed sti rotors and gained .3 in the quarter, i didnt even need the hubs, brake brackets, calipers, or 17" wheels!

Jorsher

Does the dealership at least require a high school diploma?

I knew the difference between "witch" and "which" the first time I went trick-or-treating...

cornfuzed

yeah im to lazy to pay attention to my spelling when i get home from work and im tired and i jump on hmt

im soooo ------- sorry (can you taste the sarcasm?)

Econo-Box

Tom-Guy

In for pics of cornfuzed's China Freight toolbox!

txdohczc

+1 cornfused is a lying sack of sperm covered dog ----. he does not build turbo soltices or none of that hes a *** that might change the oil on one, i work for a company that owns a gmc,ponitiac, and saturn and i dont think they ever do that ---- there. let alone daily. and why would you be rebuilding these corvette heads so quickly they cant have over 30,000 miles on them yet....he doesnt drive them either... i dont know about everywhere esle but techs dont drive the cars home whenever they feel like it

beaker

only sales people are the ones ive ever seen drive them around.....but never anything like a vette.....its usually a middle of the road...---- car that isnt selling well

Smith-02

giving a corvette for a demo at a gm dealership is like giving lockheed martin employees, a f22 raptor for a demo.

Jorsher

Not to mention sales-people are generally douchebags v2.0. The one time I did consider purchasing a new car, I went to the Honda/Acura dealership around here and was looking around. Not one single person offered assistance. Usually I hate when they bug the ---- outta me, but it bugs the ---- outta me when I actually need help and they aren't helping.

One day when I have too much money and too little sense during the inevitable late-life crisis when my dick loses it's ability to become erect and my only chance of happiness before I die is to go into a dealership and blow all my money on a car that has the longitudinal g's to force my **** into an erect state...I will go in dressed as a bum that smells like expired curry and see who helps.

txdohczc

well maybe cornfused will give you a ride in the z06 or a "stage III" solstice sometime since he takes them home like three days a week