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Tom-Guy 02-07-2007 11:40 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
No, my mother stays at home and dies of cancer. Colleen is a lesbian who hangs out with my drinking crew. ::)

FooK 02-07-2007 11:43 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
No, my mother stays at home and dies of cancer. Colleen is a lesbian who hangs out with my drinking crew. ::)

ok now thats just depressing...

Tom-Guy 02-07-2007 11:50 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
I know, I took much relish pulling your heartstrings.

Momma's a hardcore lady who should be around another 5-7 years before symptoms start kicking her ass. She's dying in the broad sense, not the acute one, much the same as all of us are dying. :-*

FooK 02-07-2007 11:51 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
back on topic here, maybe you could get her a male hooker.

on a more serious note i think my alltime favorite v-day gift was some concert tickets

Tom-Guy 02-07-2007 11:53 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
We're not exclusive, and she's pretty hot. I said she was a ho, duh. I imagine she gets fucked by anybody she wants when I'm not around.

FooK 02-07-2007 11:55 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
We're not exclusive, and she's pretty hot. I said she was a ho, duh. I imagine she gets fucked by anybody she wants when I'm not around.

So what better gift for a ho than even more schlong? lol

get her a gift certificate for one free std treatment.

Tom-Guy 02-07-2007 11:58 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by FooK
So what better gift for a ho than even more schlong? lol

I want the personal touch, and she's not keeping my personal schlong, so I was fielding ideas.

Mix CD it is.

themadhatter 02-08-2007 12:21 AM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
I got my woman a nice set of flowmaster 40 seires for her 95gt stang :y but my woman isn't like most ;D

southwest2118 02-08-2007 02:32 AM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.

keep your gay comments to your self :-X

bigdaddyvtec 02-08-2007 04:33 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I know, I took much relish pulling your heartstrings.

Momma's a hardcore lady who should be around another 5-7 years before symptoms start kicking her ass. She's dying in the broad sense, not the acute one, much the same as all of us are dying. :-*

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