Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
No, my mother stays at home and dies of cancer. Colleen is a lesbian who hangs out with my drinking crew. ::)
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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
No, my mother stays at home and dies of cancer. Colleen is a lesbian who hangs out with my drinking crew. ::)
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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
I know, I took much relish pulling your heartstrings.
Momma's a hardcore lady who should be around another 5-7 years before symptoms start kicking her ass. She's dying in the broad sense, not the acute one, much the same as all of us are dying. :-* |
Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
back on topic here, maybe you could get her a male hooker.
on a more serious note i think my alltime favorite v-day gift was some concert tickets |
Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
We're not exclusive, and she's pretty hot. I said she was a ho, duh. I imagine she gets fucked by anybody she wants when I'm not around.
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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
We're not exclusive, and she's pretty hot. I said she was a ho, duh. I imagine she gets fucked by anybody she wants when I'm not around.
get her a gift certificate for one free std treatment. |
Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
Originally Posted by FooK
So what better gift for a ho than even more schlong? lol
Mix CD it is. |
Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
I got my woman a nice set of flowmaster 40 seires for her 95gt stang :y but my woman isn't like most ;D
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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.
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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I know, I took much relish pulling your heartstrings.
Momma's a hardcore lady who should be around another 5-7 years before symptoms start kicking her ass. She's dying in the broad sense, not the acute one, much the same as all of us are dying. :-* |
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