Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Put a turbo on your car and tell her it was a V-Day present for her!

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

jizz on her face

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

If it were anyone else, yeah, but we both know where the other stands.

Not-roses is a solid, if generic idea. I was hoping for something a little more HMT, though, meaning delightfully tacky in a warmhearted way. I'm about to resort to a mix mini-CD with the feature song being Lord's of Acid - Rough Sex.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

The ----- song is better...

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

I never liked it much.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

some -----Ease and some slutty costumes for her to wear 8)

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Pink fuzzy slippers and a dildo??? If she doesnt like the slippers, she can take em back and ---- herself.....

Seriously, Slutty clothes (to your liking), maybe forementioned dildo (chicks digem, no matter what they say), and the real deal in her back door..... Fun fer her and you too, theres nothin like tappin the backl door with the froint one full too!!!

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

I delight in getting fisted by my betters

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

tell her to pose naked and then [size=10pt][/size]BAM snap that lucky shot for us hmt nig nogs :6