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Old 02-06-2007, 09:51 AM
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We're just friends, she likes to ---- and doesn't try to play games. Cool as hell chick, any suggestions what to get her? I mean aside from the shocker. Again.
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:09 AM
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Are you friends who also do other things together or are you just friends that ----?
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
We're just friends, she likes to ---- and doesn't try to play games. Cool as hell chick, any suggestions what to get her? I mean aside from the shocker. Again.
same position im in, but i aint gettin the bitch ----. didnt even contemplate it in my head, and i didnt get her ---- for her birthday.

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Rule one is you don't get hoes V-Day gifts. Then she might just try to have the ol' keep a ***** baby
thats why you have a friend that is down on their luck, low on money, and willing to do nearly anything, give er' the ol' one two too the belly. Maybe down some stairs to seal the deal, and steal the purse to make it look like a mugging
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:19 AM
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jago, I said she likes to ----, not that she fucked anybody because she has low self-esteem and is seeking codependant hell. Think your old self with a -----.

Minor, a bit of both but mostly the latter due to my schedule.

Edsel, I'm a nicer guy than you are.
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I'm gonna think on it, I'll report back later.
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:53 AM
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Get her some really nice flowers, its a nice statement, without being overblown. No soppy ----, just something which makes the house look nicer.

Don't buy roses though.
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Wear her like a glove then wiggle your fingers




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We're just friends, she likes to ---- and doesn't try to play games. Cool as hell chick, any suggestions what to get her? I mean aside from the shocker. Again.
Take her to IHOP, gets the job done + good breakfast.
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your present on the V-day might be mis-leading of whats going on between the two of you.
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