Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

I bought a flask. You know easy access to the sweet numbing Vladimir is the only thing a girl like you described needs.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

take the old mig weldor, a steel rod and some sheet metal and get crafty and make a metal rose... thats what i'll be doing

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

I say nothing. Maybe do something on that night, as you will both be single. But no physical gifts.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

It's kinda hard to peg a good gift without knowing her interests. The welded rose thing shows to much care and traditional valentines gives insinuate lurve Just do something that you know she likes but hasn't had the time or means to do on her own. The CD would work, dinner somewhere, a night on the town, burn an image of a dvd she wants, maybe a museum or something, take a drive somewhere and ---- around in the area.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Cook her a meal, i love cooking and always push the boat out for girls, almost never fails. Plus it does the whole, showing thought and effort. I normally do something which goes in the oven, or takes 10 mins of cooking time. That, flowers and a mix cd that sets the mood, you'll be golden.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

youre stupid if you get a girl that likes to ---- something for valentines day. Its saying basically saying "heres a gift because i like you more than you like me, i have become attached to you despite how much i try not to, and i hope you are becoming attached to me" and the odds being she just wants to ---- and nothing more, and you giving her a present will turn her off and scare her away. And you will loose your -----. The end



at most take her out to eat, and then ---- after. and before. dont forget before, ALWAYS before

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

get a bottle of lube and some flowers
the flowers will get her in the mood and the lube will take of the rest
and you can always pull the lube slip and stuff it in her ass and if she bitches tell her it jumped O0

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

rophynol filled russel stovers. make sure its the red heart box and gold bow, with a few wrappers left where there was candy. always a winner!

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Ideas

1. Get some free porn and burn it to a dvd.

2. Get her some ex

3. Step one - buy a sawsall from a pawn shop
Step two - spray paint it her favorite color
Step three - buy a dildo
Step four - attach item from step one to step three
Step five - video

All three might make for some interesting times though :y

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

why not spend the extra few bucks and get a jackhammer? they make em electric!