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Dr.Boost 02-06-2007 10:47 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
Dinner, movie, sex. Nothing more.
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goldhatch94 02-06-2007 10:55 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
some gray goose and BAM give her the shocker!!!

Tom-Guy 02-07-2007 12:55 AM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by scottsi
youre stupid if you get a girl that likes to ---- something for valentines day. Its saying basically saying "heres a gift because i like you more than you like me, i have become attached to you despite how much i try not to, and i hope you are becoming attached to me" and the odds being she just wants to ---- and nothing more, and you giving her a present will turn her off and scare her away. And you will loose your -----. The end

That sounds good to somebody who doesn't know better. I'm not even remotely worried about anything like that. Here, think like Joey for a couple minutes: You didn't lose the girl, you lost your turn. It's just a game, nothing to get all huffy and worked up about like a little kid who just dropped his ice cream cone.


AssHat!! 02-07-2007 01:02 AM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
Just get her a card, Im preety sure they make v-day cards for friendship. If shes a good friend get one telling her how much you apprechite(sure thats spelled wrong) her friendship.

And im not sure where but ive seen "---- buddy" v-day cards.

Dx 101 02-07-2007 01:20 AM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
go to some cheezy novilty store buy some stupid dumb silly sex thing ie fuzzy hand cuffs, those dice that you roll and say thing like what to do and wherethen maybe a nice bar(---- dinner) and then the pearl necklace o yeah :6 :y

scottsi 02-07-2007 10:16 AM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
That sounds good to somebody who doesn't know better. I'm not even remotely worried about anything like that. Here, think like Joey for a couple minutes: You didn't lose the girl, you lost your turn. It's just a game, nothing to get all huffy and worked up about like a little kid who just dropped his ice cream cone.



hm i like that, 'lost your turn' makes good sense.

yayopwrcrx 02-07-2007 03:40 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Dinner, movie, sex. Nothing more.

hit it right on the head...and maybe some flowers

don't go past this - i'v fucked up sending the wrong impressions cause i like to spoil girls and it's a pain in the ass afterwards

FooK 02-07-2007 11:18 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
get her a hooker, a chick hooker...then its a present for you both.

Tom-Guy 02-07-2007 11:29 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
Eh, I've had two girls at once and it didn't do anything for me. Further, she doesn't swing that way; Colleen already tried to bed her. Haha.

FooK 02-07-2007 11:31 PM

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 
just a guess here, colleen is your mom? jk :P


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