What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

We're just friends, she likes to ---- and doesn't try to play games. Cool as hell chick, any suggestions what to get her? I mean aside from the shocker. Again.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

Rule one is you don't get hoes V-Day gifts. Then she might just try to have the ol' keep a nigga baby O0

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Are you friends who also do other things together or are you just friends that ----?

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same position im in, but i aint gettin the bitch ----. didnt even contemplate it in my head, and i didnt get her ---- for her birthday.

thats why you have a friend that is down on their luck, low on money, and willing to do nearly anything, give er' the ol' one two too the belly. Maybe down some stairs to seal the deal, and steal the purse to make it look like a mugging

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jago, I said she likes to ----, not that she fucked anybody because she has low self-esteem and is seeking codependant hell. Think your old self with a -----.

Minor, a bit of both but mostly the latter due to my schedule.

Edsel, I'm a nicer guy than you are.

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

I'm gonna think on it, I'll report back later.

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Get her some really nice flowers, its a nice statement, without being overblown. No soppy ----, just something which makes the house look nicer.

Don't buy roses though.

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:y :y



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Take her to IHOP, gets the job done + good breakfast. :y

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your present on the V-day might be mis-leading of whats going on between the two of you.

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Put a turbo on your car and tell her it was a V-Day present for her!

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jizz on her face

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If it were anyone else, yeah, but we both know where the other stands.

Not-roses is a solid, if generic idea. I was hoping for something a little more HMT, though, meaning delightfully tacky in a warmhearted way. I'm about to resort to a mix mini-CD with the feature song being Lord's of Acid - Rough Sex.

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The ----- song is better...

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I never liked it much.

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some -----Ease and some slutty costumes for her to wear 8)

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I'm a big fan of giving ---- stitches on valentines day.

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Pink fuzzy slippers and a dildo??? If she doesnt like the slippers, she can take em back and ---- herself.....

Seriously, Slutty clothes (to your liking), maybe forementioned dildo (chicks digem, no matter what they say), and the real deal in her back door..... Fun fer her and you too, theres nothin like tappin the backl door with the froint one full too!!!

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I delight in getting fisted by my betters

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tell her to pose naked and then [size=10pt][/size]BAM snap that lucky shot for us hmt nig nogs :6

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I bought a flask. You know easy access to the sweet numbing Vladimir is the only thing a girl like you described needs.

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take the old mig weldor, a steel rod and some sheet metal and get crafty and make a metal rose... thats what i'll be doing

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I say nothing. Maybe do something on that night, as you will both be single. But no physical gifts.

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It's kinda hard to peg a good gift without knowing her interests. The welded rose thing shows to much care and traditional valentines gives insinuate lurve Just do something that you know she likes but hasn't had the time or means to do on her own. The CD would work, dinner somewhere, a night on the town, burn an image of a dvd she wants, maybe a museum or something, take a drive somewhere and ---- around in the area.

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Cook her a meal, i love cooking and always push the boat out for girls, almost never fails. Plus it does the whole, showing thought and effort. I normally do something which goes in the oven, or takes 10 mins of cooking time. That, flowers and a mix cd that sets the mood, you'll be golden.

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youre stupid if you get a girl that likes to ---- something for valentines day. Its saying basically saying "heres a gift because i like you more than you like me, i have become attached to you despite how much i try not to, and i hope you are becoming attached to me" and the odds being she just wants to ---- and nothing more, and you giving her a present will turn her off and scare her away. And you will loose your -----. The end



at most take her out to eat, and then ---- after. and before. dont forget before, ALWAYS before

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

get a bottle of lube and some flowers
the flowers will get her in the mood and the lube will take of the rest
and you can always pull the lube slip and stuff it in her ass and if she bitches tell her it jumped O0

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rophynol filled russel stovers. make sure its the red heart box and gold bow, with a few wrappers left where there was candy. always a winner!

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Ideas

1. Get some free porn and burn it to a dvd.

2. Get her some ex

3. Step one - buy a sawsall from a pawn shop
Step two - spray paint it her favorite color
Step three - buy a dildo
Step four - attach item from step one to step three
Step five - video

All three might make for some interesting times though :y

Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

why not spend the extra few bucks and get a jackhammer? they make em electric!

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Dinner, movie, sex. Nothing more.
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Re: What to get a ho for Valentine's Day?
 

some gray goose and BAM give her the shocker!!!

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That sounds good to somebody who doesn't know better. I'm not even remotely worried about anything like that. Here, think like Joey for a couple minutes: You didn't lose the girl, you lost your turn. It's just a game, nothing to get all huffy and worked up about like a little kid who just dropped his ice cream cone.

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Just get her a card, Im preety sure they make v-day cards for friendship. If shes a good friend get one telling her how much you apprechite(sure thats spelled wrong) her friendship.

And im not sure where but ive seen "---- buddy" v-day cards.

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go to some cheezy novilty store buy some stupid dumb silly sex thing ie fuzzy hand cuffs, those dice that you roll and say thing like what to do and wherethen maybe a nice bar(---- dinner) and then the pearl necklace o yeah :6 :y

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hm i like that, 'lost your turn' makes good sense.

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hit it right on the head...and maybe some flowers

don't go past this - i'v fucked up sending the wrong impressions cause i like to spoil girls and it's a pain in the ass afterwards

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get her a hooker, a chick hooker...then its a present for you both.

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Eh, I've had two girls at once and it didn't do anything for me. Further, she doesn't swing that way; Colleen already tried to bed her. Haha.

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just a guess here, colleen is your mom? jk :P