Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

But telling me to ---- for that reason is dumb.

It simply just wont work, ask anyone here who knows a thing or 2 about the human anatomy and the principles of liquid secretion and storage in the body.

I just want to say that whoever told you that creatine thing is wrong.

The only way to pass that test is to postpone it to a later date, give it 72 hours if possible, the drugs should ware off by then.

Goodluck.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

And calling him a dumbass didn't really make much sense either ::)

I think right about now you're screwed man :-\

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

go down to your local headshop or health store. and get a detox drink.
follow the directions on it and you should be fine. Most of them require that you stop taking in toxins a few days prior though. I stopped for a little over a week and drank vale solution and i was fine.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

thanks for all the help everyone, this is what i've ended up doing..... i drank a gallon of water, a 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice, a drink(from a smoke shop)to pass, and i have to wash it down with 32oz. of water


and i have to piss like every 10 min. but it's clear, i was told(buy a guy who works at gnc) to take b-12 pills to keep the piss yellow(but it aint yellow right now) well thanks for all the advice and i will let everyone know how it turns out :-\

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

i had a friend that had to take UA's once a week at a random time and day. well he would give the guy $50 for a cup and he would leave and bring it back to him with a clean sample in it. but he still got a dirty one because i guess he forgot to ask somebody if they were clean or not ::), so he turned in somebody elses dirty pee ;D

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

put a dash of salt in it :)

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

what would that do? well i went to take my test around 11:00 and while i was waiting i had to piss so bad(so i took a piss at the clinic, before the test..and it was still yellow) so when they called me back i couldnt piss(i thought i could because before this i was pissing like every 15 min.) so they said go back to the lobby and drink water....so after alot of water i was ready to piss again, took the test(still yellow, i took a b-12 pill...i was told it keeps the piss yellow). Around 2:30 called the job and he started askin if i took any medications( said no) and he said they still had to test it or i might need to re-test, but he wouldnt know till monday. I called the lab(they called it a m.r.o.) but they were closed it said open 7-5 central time(im in paciffic) and there closed on the weekends. so do you think they didnt have time to finish the test's? or could they be doing more test's because somethin showed up??? :-\

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Don't worry yourself over it. Keep on detoxing and just wait until the results come back ;)

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

thanks man, but the thing is that i thought i would for sure pass, because i took: a gallon of water, 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice,a drink from the local smoke shop(said gauranteed to pass or double your money back) 32 oz's of water(directions on the drink) and 2 b-12 pills(one last night and one today) and more water at the clinic. so i smoked a bowl after the test(i know i have a problem, with weed) i know i my system must of been real clean, because one bowl got me high as ----......so know i gotta detox all over again, just in case they wanna test me on monday ???

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

What? A paranoid pothead?