Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

borrow a buddies clean piss. it has to be male piss though, they can tell the difference between male/female. bring a friend along with you to where you have to get tested, so that the piss will be fresh. have him piss into a condom, then hide that ---- by your leg, right outside of your underwear. the piss will still be the right temp. even if they watch you, face away and you can pull the condom out from the zipper area. an old friend of mine used to do that ---- when his parol officer would test him,, and it worked every time. thats the only way to pass modern piss tests. most places test for all of the ---- they sell at those smoke shops. its a pretty shitty way to pass a drug test, but it works. good luck.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

LMAO, Because that will work right? dumbass, your bladder has nothing to do with the contents of your piss, when blood passes through your kidneys and liver, they filter out all the chemicals and form piss, some chemicals always get left behind which will make the piss test read positive, it dosnt matter what duration of time you piss and what you take it from, the result will always be the same...untill your kidneys filter out all the chemicals in the blood
and depending on the drug, that can take, hours, days, weeks, years.

I'll relate my example to a car, lets say you have some bad motor oil with heavy metal deposits, and you have to go for a test(piss-Oil drain) if even if you put new oil in it, the end result will still be metal deposits in your oil...untill your filter takes its time filtering every little bit out, which in a cars case is impossible.

so my suggestion is get a blood transfusion and new kidneys, you should have no problem passing.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

drink lots and lots of pickle juice and cranberry juice. Works all the time!

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Pickle juice might work because if its acidic nature, cranberry juice will just make you sick,lol

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

if you relate that to a car, then think about when your oil is sitting in the pan for a while. all the sludge settles to the bottom right. It doesn't make much sense or sound reasonable/plausible I don't know if I believe it, but that's what I've been told, and he sounds like he's a little desperate. If it might help, I passed it on. So ---- off

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

They did some myth show on tv cant remember which one it was but the people that tried the pickle juice and ---- still failed. Pretty much all the sweating it out and drinking water just makes the test not readable like someone said before, but some places will fail you for that. Unless you use someones piss I'd say your screwed.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Guy, youre a ------- idiot if you think thats going to work, go back to you biology teacher and tell him you didnt pay attention in class.

oh and not a good idea telling me to ---- off for no reason you ignorant little prick, afterall, you have 71 posts, i've been here for 3 years, so my friend...You ---- off.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

I don't care how long you've been here, or how little I post. The guy asked for advise and I posted what I heard works. I said myself it doesn't sound right and I havn't a clue if it would work. I'm an engineer not a biologist, I just remember what I heard way back when I used to smoke and had to worry about that type of ----. I was told if they test for creatine levels then your fucked cause you can't drink water, it'll water it down. and the very beginning and very end of your piss has everything in higher concentration then the middle. I have no clue how the bladder stores ---- or if that's right, but the title says he's asking for advise. I know I would try it and almost anything if I was going to fail.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

You'll be in a washroom so put some soap in it.......then lay off the chronic for awhile dude.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test