Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

http://www.naturalwebstore.com/11473...b1cj49giha.php


this ---- works i'm on probation and have to piss once a month. havent failed yet, been on for a year

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

you do realize i made that up right? :-*

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Pull a pube hair and throw it in the cup....they wont test samples with "foreign objects" in them. Then just lay off the ---- so you can give a clean retest. Worked great for some army friends of mine.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

well i think they check the temp. and i sure as ---- aint gonna put a condom full of piss in my ass ??? ill give that a try but i have been takin b-12(keeps the piss yellow) thanks for the tip but i cant wait for shipment

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

You could always use the wizinator. Onterio Smith style.

It is prety much a dildo with a colostimy bag.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

just go to heb buy some certo buy a jug of juice choose your flavor i prefer orange and drink away the night before done this plenty of times worked every time

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Lots of cranberry juice

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

My job is giving drug tests, i been doin it for 2.5 years, and it all depends what kind of lab they use. The lab we use tests for EVERYTHING, like that golden seal ---- and ---- u buy from head shops, ya, all that does is put nitrites and cromium in your system, and at those levels, your body is physically IMPOSSIBLE to produce that, bam, adultrated test, positive. Fake piss doesnt work alot, becasue companies liek ours have temp strips on the cups, and if its not between 90-100 degrees, they dont take it, and no it wont be between there if you press it against your body. drinking ---- doesnt work, THC stays in the fatty cells of your body, which you metabolism has to dispose of, thus taking between 30-45 days....

and about the pubic hair, they still test it.

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

ok if you are going to use someone elses piss put it on your dash next to a heater vent and crank it up on hi on your drive there then put it on your iner thigh so it stays warm or option 2 take 1000 mg of niacan your skin will get red and itch like hell drink a gallon of water after taking niacan do this twice before you piss

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

piss can be too hot also....

---- liek that happens honestly about 6x a day, people bring in piss, and they even used the wizinator, no go