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Reddy 06-24-2005 12:21 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
You have to soak your dick in bleach for 20 minutes. Guaranteed to pass

2stockrocketz 06-24-2005 12:25 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Originally Posted by Whitey
You have to soak your dick in bleach for 20 minutes. Guaranteed to pass

do you have any proof of this? if you dont then give it a try and get back to me ::)

Reddy 06-24-2005 12:26 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Originally Posted by 2stockrocketz

Originally Posted by Whitey
You have to soak your dick in bleach for 20 minutes. Guaranteed to pass

do you have any proof of this? if you dont then give it a try and get back to me ::)



Just smoke a little more dope, I'm sure it'll eventually sound like a good idea

CivicRacerX7 06-24-2005 12:58 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
if you dip your dick in bleach you're a desperate dumbass lolololol

TorinRage 06-24-2005 01:04 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
go to GNC and spend 40 bucks and buy some cleaner pills

pbeagle 06-24-2005 01:20 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

Originally Posted by 2stockrocketz
i need to take a drug test within in 24 hours so i need to know some tips on how to pass..... so if you know from experience on how to pass please share your method, thanks

my hobbies r sports dirtbikes fourwheelers n cars n especially dope alls u gotta do is say u ate poppie seed beagals in the morning n they should let u go if u don't wanna do that drink a whole ---- load of pickle juice run n water that'll work

J-MAN 06-24-2005 01:52 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
i have been in a 2 year treatment program for drugs and alcohol and i have never tested positive for anything. my favorite method is the drinking hella water and pissing a few times (at least 4) before taking the test. before i take a test i will drink ---- lods of water the night before and the morning of.
when they try to test it it will come back untestable because there isn't enough creatine in the piss to test( i think that it said creatine on the sheet).

Bone1 06-24-2005 04:16 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
B complex, Lots of water, you should be fine........

If you have a test within 2 hours........down 24-32 ounces of vinegar.

Per my old works rules, if someone was to hit you with a pallet jack, BOTH parties had to take the piz quiz, even if your damn near dead!

They let you drive yourself to take the test, even the alcohol test!!!!!!!!

What if you were drunk or high at work, and they sent you to be tested, and you killed someone???? Companys fault :)


Guy-Fast 06-24-2005 04:24 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
DRink water till you want to die

Mista_Shrpnl 06-24-2005 04:35 AM

Re: need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 
Yep, go buy some 1 hr flush at GNC Best bet

Otherwise, drink an ASSLOAD of water, but also eat some Creatine while you drink...Moderrn tests also check levels of Creatine to see if youve diluted a sample by drinking water, 1 hr flush and such.

Pee every hour, regardless if you need to or not (but you will, your drinking a gallon or so an hour) and pee roughly 10 mins before test time. When peeing in the cup, take mid stream ( should come out not so clear to begin with, then graduate to clear, now is the time to cup it)

And onew other thing, quit doing drugs if you have to take randoms...end of story.


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