need advice on how to pass a drug(piss) test
 

i need to take a drug test within in 24 hours so i need to know some tips on how to pass..... so if you know from experience on how to pass please share your method, thanks

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buy the time machine off ebay, go back and don't do drugs like your mom told you

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easy

dont do drugs lol

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best way to have clean piss is to not dirty it up in the first place ya dumb pothead.

your second option is to drink clean piss, it works.

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ok like i said before, people with experience of passing a test(even though they smoke) let me know your methods, and then i will work on the quiting part

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have a friend whos clean ppp in a bottle and put in your pocket and then por it in the contaner

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It depends on what type of test you're taking. If it's the kind that looks for the ---- your body uses to remove thc from your system (like the kind they dip some paper in your piss), then drink a shitload of water all day before you go take it. Make sure you piss a couple of times before you take it, and catch some piss from the middle of your piss( not the very beginning or the very end). If it's a really good drug test that does more than just look for the presence of that stuff, that method won't work cause it will look like you watered down your piss, and you'll fail anyway.

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i've heard that place's check the temp. to see if its "fresh" or bottled do you think the water method would work if i just smoked last night?(only smoked a bowl) but i smoke a couple blunts a day, so i think my system is dirty(would 1 day of constant water "clean" my system??)

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take plenty of vitamin b3.

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dear ------- god i would rather fail it then drink someones clean piss, have someone whos clean piss in a condom for u, tape that ---- to your leg or up your ass and dump the piss in there. works great trust me, but only if its just a normal piss test.

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http://www.naturalwebstore.com/11473...b1cj49giha.php


this ---- works i'm on probation and have to piss once a month. havent failed yet, been on for a year

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you do realize i made that up right? :-*

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Pull a pube hair and throw it in the cup....they wont test samples with "foreign objects" in them. Then just lay off the ---- so you can give a clean retest. Worked great for some army friends of mine.

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well i think they check the temp. and i sure as ---- aint gonna put a condom full of piss in my ass ??? ill give that a try but i have been takin b-12(keeps the piss yellow) thanks for the tip but i cant wait for shipment

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You could always use the wizinator. Onterio Smith style.

It is prety much a dildo with a colostimy bag.

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just go to heb buy some certo buy a jug of juice choose your flavor i prefer orange and drink away the night before done this plenty of times worked every time

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Lots of cranberry juice

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My job is giving drug tests, i been doin it for 2.5 years, and it all depends what kind of lab they use. The lab we use tests for EVERYTHING, like that golden seal ---- and ---- u buy from head shops, ya, all that does is put nitrites and cromium in your system, and at those levels, your body is physically IMPOSSIBLE to produce that, bam, adultrated test, positive. Fake piss doesnt work alot, becasue companies liek ours have temp strips on the cups, and if its not between 90-100 degrees, they dont take it, and no it wont be between there if you press it against your body. drinking ---- doesnt work, THC stays in the fatty cells of your body, which you metabolism has to dispose of, thus taking between 30-45 days....

and about the pubic hair, they still test it.

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ok if you are going to use someone elses piss put it on your dash next to a heater vent and crank it up on hi on your drive there then put it on your iner thigh so it stays warm or option 2 take 1000 mg of niacan your skin will get red and itch like hell drink a gallon of water after taking niacan do this twice before you piss

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piss can be too hot also....

---- liek that happens honestly about 6x a day, people bring in piss, and they even used the wizinator, no go

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You have to soak your dick in bleach for 20 minutes. Guaranteed to pass

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do you have any proof of this? if you dont then give it a try and get back to me ::)

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Just smoke a little more dope, I'm sure it'll eventually sound like a good idea

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if you dip your dick in bleach you're a desperate dumbass lolololol

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go to GNC and spend 40 bucks and buy some cleaner pills

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my hobbies r sports dirtbikes fourwheelers n cars n especially dope alls u gotta do is say u ate poppie seed beagals in the morning n they should let u go if u don't wanna do that drink a whole ---- load of pickle juice run n water that'll work

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i have been in a 2 year treatment program for drugs and alcohol and i have never tested positive for anything. my favorite method is the drinking hella water and pissing a few times (at least 4) before taking the test. before i take a test i will drink ---- lods of water the night before and the morning of.
when they try to test it it will come back untestable because there isn't enough creatine in the piss to test( i think that it said creatine on the sheet).

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B complex, Lots of water, you should be fine........

If you have a test within 2 hours........down 24-32 ounces of vinegar.

Per my old works rules, if someone was to hit you with a pallet jack, BOTH parties had to take the piz quiz, even if your damn near dead!

They let you drive yourself to take the test, even the alcohol test!!!!!!!!

What if you were drunk or high at work, and they sent you to be tested, and you killed someone???? Companys fault :)

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DRink water till you want to die

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Yep, go buy some 1 hr flush at GNC Best bet

Otherwise, drink an ASSLOAD of water, but also eat some Creatine while you drink...Moderrn tests also check levels of Creatine to see if youve diluted a sample by drinking water, 1 hr flush and such.

Pee every hour, regardless if you need to or not (but you will, your drinking a gallon or so an hour) and pee roughly 10 mins before test time. When peeing in the cup, take mid stream ( should come out not so clear to begin with, then graduate to clear, now is the time to cup it)

And onew other thing, quit doing drugs if you have to take randoms...end of story.

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borrow a buddies clean piss. it has to be male piss though, they can tell the difference between male/female. bring a friend along with you to where you have to get tested, so that the piss will be fresh. have him piss into a condom, then hide that ---- by your leg, right outside of your underwear. the piss will still be the right temp. even if they watch you, face away and you can pull the condom out from the zipper area. an old friend of mine used to do that ---- when his parol officer would test him,, and it worked every time. thats the only way to pass modern piss tests. most places test for all of the ---- they sell at those smoke shops. its a pretty shitty way to pass a drug test, but it works. good luck.

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LMAO, Because that will work right? dumbass, your bladder has nothing to do with the contents of your piss, when blood passes through your kidneys and liver, they filter out all the chemicals and form piss, some chemicals always get left behind which will make the piss test read positive, it dosnt matter what duration of time you piss and what you take it from, the result will always be the same...untill your kidneys filter out all the chemicals in the blood
and depending on the drug, that can take, hours, days, weeks, years.

I'll relate my example to a car, lets say you have some bad motor oil with heavy metal deposits, and you have to go for a test(piss-Oil drain) if even if you put new oil in it, the end result will still be metal deposits in your oil...untill your filter takes its time filtering every little bit out, which in a cars case is impossible.

so my suggestion is get a blood transfusion and new kidneys, you should have no problem passing.

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drink lots and lots of pickle juice and cranberry juice. Works all the time!

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Pickle juice might work because if its acidic nature, cranberry juice will just make you sick,lol

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if you relate that to a car, then think about when your oil is sitting in the pan for a while. all the sludge settles to the bottom right. It doesn't make much sense or sound reasonable/plausible I don't know if I believe it, but that's what I've been told, and he sounds like he's a little desperate. If it might help, I passed it on. So ---- off

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They did some myth show on tv cant remember which one it was but the people that tried the pickle juice and ---- still failed. Pretty much all the sweating it out and drinking water just makes the test not readable like someone said before, but some places will fail you for that. Unless you use someones piss I'd say your screwed.

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Guy, youre a ------- idiot if you think thats going to work, go back to you biology teacher and tell him you didnt pay attention in class.

oh and not a good idea telling me to ---- off for no reason you ignorant little prick, afterall, you have 71 posts, i've been here for 3 years, so my friend...You ---- off.

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I don't care how long you've been here, or how little I post. The guy asked for advise and I posted what I heard works. I said myself it doesn't sound right and I havn't a clue if it would work. I'm an engineer not a biologist, I just remember what I heard way back when I used to smoke and had to worry about that type of ----. I was told if they test for creatine levels then your fucked cause you can't drink water, it'll water it down. and the very beginning and very end of your piss has everything in higher concentration then the middle. I have no clue how the bladder stores ---- or if that's right, but the title says he's asking for advise. I know I would try it and almost anything if I was going to fail.

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You'll be in a washroom so put some soap in it.......then lay off the chronic for awhile dude.

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