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I usually make up something like..."...oh my cousin goes to that school..." if they are wearing the school clothing. Ask for the time too, but my favorite....Telling straight up dumb jokes.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Ugh...Who's there?
Opps, I did it again.

Gay crap like that.


JP

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We don't like to hear the word "rape" around here... we prefer the term "surprise sex"

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and its not rape if she tries to make you think she didnt like it

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i totally agree. nothing will make a girl put out faster then letting her know that she isnt special, and you can get what you want from her slutty freind.

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I've been out of the pick up game for like 6 years, and I never used those corny ass lines you all posted, as a matter of fact I never use a pick up line, I just start straight playa conversation that leads to sex,or relationships. pickup lines are corny.

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walk up to her, and ask if you can look at the tag on her shirt. then say, "just what i thought, made in heaven."

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(... in a redneck voice say) honey you look fire'r than a new set of snow tires

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walk up to a girl with a screw and say wanna screw

everyone knos the i lost my number can i have urs but heres a new one along those lines i lost my virginity can i have urs

ask a girl if she wanna knos what would look good on her and say u

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"----, don't worry. the doc said that it's treatable and it ain't contagious. i got this cream that'l get rid of it in a week" :y

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Compared to you, the sun feels cold.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist.

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you

Hey, you owe me a drink. (I Answer): why? ---Because I dropped mine when you walked past!

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me. I just had to come talk with you.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.

Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.



Just to list a few....some of em work pretty good too ;D