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since I'm burger king and your dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way

Are you a fisherman? do you want to catch the big one(look down at your pants when saying this one)

I have to go to the hospital tomarrow, they respond well why is that, I have hbs, whats hbs, flex and say huge bicep syndrom

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

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it goes if I gave you a dozen roses and had you stand in front of a mirror you would see the 13 most beatiful thing in the world, I used this on a girl joking around and she was so ditzy she could'nt figure it out

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lol my friend has a good pickup: he looks over at a girl from a distance and puts both arms out to the side and gives a "what did i do?" expression...the girls always come over and start up a convo

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my favorite is,

its ok baby, herpes are treatable.... :P

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Thats a good one.

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You know that myth about black guys is true...

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(guy) "Wanna go out for ice cream and a blow job?"
(girl) "NO!"
(guy) "whats wrong...you dont like ice cream?"

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---- pick up lines with roofies its alway a sure thing

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"would you like some candy little boy"
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