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lol...let get your best pick up lines...
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the ---- outta me!
Is that a keg in your ass? Because I really want to tap that ass! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Nice shoes. Wanna ----? lol |
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Wow, I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle!
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Scream and I'll kill you bitch.
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Originally Posted by TurbodEG
Nice shoes. Wanna ----?
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Originally Posted by Whitey
Scream and I'll kill you bitch.
sorry JD :( |
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What's black and blue, screams alot and doesn't like sex?
The girl in my ------- trunk. Not a pick up line but falls into Whitey's way of thinking. |
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Are you good at math? (girl) YES?!
Good, lets go back to my place, subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and multiply ;) |
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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
Are you good at math? (girl) YES?!
Good, lets go back to my place, subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and multiply ;) |
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Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----. O0
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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
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since I'm burger king and your dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way
Are you a fisherman? do you want to catch the big one(look down at your pants when saying this one) I have to go to the hospital tomarrow, they respond well why is that, I have hbs, whats hbs, flex and say huge bicep syndrom |
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance? He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! |
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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance? He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! |
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lol my friend has a good pickup: he looks over at a girl from a distance and puts both arms out to the side and gives a "what did i do?" expression...the girls always come over and start up a convo
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my favorite is,
its ok baby, herpes are treatable.... :P |
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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! Thats a good one. |
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You know that myth about black guys is true...
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(guy) "Wanna go out for ice cream and a blow job?"
(girl) "NO!" (guy) "whats wrong...you dont like ice cream?" |
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---- pick up lines with roofies its alway a sure thing
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"would you like some candy little boy"
Cited from How to get herpes and lure young boys. Page 69 Author Hotrex |
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----. O0
The absolute best pick up line I have EVA heard is this: Wanna go out for a dinner and a movie? sure! OH...by dinner I mean sex and by movie I'd be filming it. O0 and then theres, hey you look like my next girlfriend. |
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----. O0
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, thnx for the new sig! Pick up lines do not work, and if they do, you just have to be staight forward. "Hey you, let's ----." They're only going to work on one type of girl, and if they do, you're gunna bone her. |
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
Originally Posted by scottsi
"would you like some candy little boy"
Cited from How to get herpes and lure young boys. Page 69 Author Hotrex |
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Hey baby i got a magic watch and it can tell the time and everything....it says your not wearing any panties, you are...my bad it must be an hour fast. :P
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so it might not be very funny but it was when i happened, my friends dads like hey guys just walk over to them chicks and say hey baby my dick is this big, an dhe held his hands out like 2ft apart haha lmfao, we were ridin in the mountains so didnt really get to see if that one would work, just ol skanks muddin or so they call it.
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The best way to make them work is just rattle of a whole bunch of them till they start laughing and then stop and talk about the jokes for a spilt second and then change the conversation in your favor. Works everytime. But you have to be able to carry the conversation or you are stupid and should have never done that.
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Actually this one works good and ive used it with good results.
Me: Hey do you know how much polar bears weigh> Her: ummm.... no? Me: Enough to break the ice... hi my name is jason... |
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haha I didn't know people still used pickup lines...
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*with gun to head*
suck my dick or die. |
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Pick up a Sugar Package, Walk up to the girl and say, "Hey, I think you dropped your name tag"
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Originally Posted by BarelyBoosted
Pick up a Sugar Package, Walk up to the girl and say, "Hey, I think you dropped your name tag"
Hey is that a mirror in your pocket cause i could sworn i saw myself in your pants. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----. O0
Two of my old school favs: 1) Do you ----, suck, and take it up the ass for crystal meth and xanax, or am I wasting my time with some sort of Jesus freak? (this always seperates the good ones from the bad ones) 2) Enough about you, let's talk about me (bitch needs to get her priorities straight) |
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Sooo you walking to your car alone later?? ..
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I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind I tell the hoes all the time bitch get in my car ;D |
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i lost my number can i have yours?
but yeah best way to pick up a piece of ass is to go to the club or bar with a female friend of yours and let the chicks there see her slap you and walk away and your like ---- that bitch. wait a lil while and then bam sluts start walkin up. chikcs like being treated like ----. they are psycos |
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The word of the day is legs.
------ the word. :y |
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you put a clear glass upside-down on a table with a quater inside it, now you tell the girl
"I bet you a drink that i can get that quarter out without moving or touching the glass" she says OK Pick up the glass and put the quarter in your pocket "Oh well... looks like I owe you a drink..." **repeat joke as nesicary to get her wasted** I really liked this one, already includes my name any everything:
Originally Posted by accordepicenter
Me: Hey do you know how much polar bears weigh>
Her: ummm.... no? Me: Enough to break the ice... hi my name is jason... |
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"you like ----?"
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"So your pregnant huh you must like sex"
quote by the late cowboy ray from mancows morning madhouse |
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dont scream rape bitch it will just make it better for me >:D lol
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