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:D

Hey is that a mirror in your pocket cause i could sworn i saw myself in your pants.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Yeah, but you can express that as a pickup line.

Two of my old school favs:

1) Do you ----, suck, and take it up the ass for crystal meth and xanax, or am I wasting my time with some sort of Jesus freak? (this always seperates the good ones from the bad ones)

2) Enough about you, let's talk about me (bitch needs to get her priorities straight)

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Sooo you walking to your car alone later?? ..

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I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
bitch get in my car ;D

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i lost my number can i have yours?

but yeah best way to pick up a piece of ass is to go to the club or bar with a female friend of yours and let the chicks there see her slap you and walk away and your like ---- that bitch. wait a lil while and then bam sluts start walkin up. chikcs like being treated like ----. they are psycos

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The word of the day is legs.



------ the word. :y

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you put a clear glass upside-down on a table with a quater inside it, now you tell the girl

"I bet you a drink that i can get that quarter out without moving or touching the glass"

she says OK

Pick up the glass and put the quarter in your pocket

"Oh well... looks like I owe you a drink..."

**repeat joke as nesicary to get her wasted**

I really liked this one, already includes my name any everything:

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"you like ----?"

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"So your pregnant huh you must like sex"

quote by the late cowboy ray from mancows morning madhouse

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dont scream rape bitch it will just make it better for me >:D lol