lol...let get your best pick up lines...
 

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the ---- outta me!

Is that a keg in your ass? Because I really want to tap that ass!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Nice shoes. Wanna ----?

lol

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Wow, I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle!

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Scream and I'll kill you bitch.

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No, it's, "Nice boots, wanna ----?" and I had a 65% success rate with that line on goth girls.

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bwahaha


sorry JD :(

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What's black and blue, screams alot and doesn't like sex?













































The girl in my ------- trunk.

Not a pick up line but falls into Whitey's way of thinking.

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Are you good at math? (girl) YES?!
Good, lets go back to my place, subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs and multiply ;)

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lol thats pretty good

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Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----. O0

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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!