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Tom-Guy 12-19-2006 09:31 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Three cheers for the literate.

HMTguy 12-19-2006 09:34 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.

I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.

I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.

If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.

While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.

-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93

If you're a "writter" you should at least know how to spell simple words.

mycrx 12-19-2006 11:16 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.

I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.

I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.

If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.

While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.

-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93


talk about taking things serious?? a paragraph? to explain yourself? :1

jinxy 12-19-2006 01:53 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by mycrx
talk about taking things serious?? a paragraph? to explain yourself? :1

Writing paragraphs isn't so hard, although it may seem that way to you.

Tough-guy 12-19-2006 02:23 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Jesus Christ, is this the same guy that shat the bed in the other story? Why, just why? He should of JB welded his dickhole shut so he can't procreate. Then there won't be a second generation of bad story tellers. :l

J-SMITH69 12-19-2006 02:35 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.

I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.

I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.

If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.

While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.

-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93


post them somewhere else

udaredme 12-20-2006 12:56 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.

I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.

I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.

If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.

While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.

-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93



My vote....you need to jb weld your mouth shut and jb weld your fingers together so you cant talk ---- anymore or type stupid ----...all this did was make you look like an ass...and a paragraph to explain that you type bullshit lies and get off on peoples replies and/or flames to your "stories"...thats a waste of peoples time..I think you have a self-esteem problem...instead of posting on here, just pick up a nudie magazine and manipulate yourself..quit wasting our time..good thing that story was fake-people like you dont need to breed and multiply...imo-someone should use your mouth for their personal penis pump...

TurbodEG 12-20-2006 08:38 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by udaredme

My vote....you need to jb weld your mouth shut and jb weld your fingers together so you cant talk ---- anymore or type stupid ----...all this did was make you look like an ass...and a paragraph to explain that you type bullshit lies and get off on peoples replies and/or flames to your "stories"...thats a waste of peoples time..I think you have a self-esteem problem...instead of posting on here, just pick up a nudie magazine and manipulate yourself..quit wasting our time..good thing that story was fake-people like you dont need to breed and multiply...imo-someone should use your mouth for their personal penis pump...

now flip that around...most of that whole section u just wrote applys to you aswell...the just wrote all that ---- and it made u look like an ass...

"quit wasting our time"

i serious;y don't think u are the offical hmt spokes man...and if it was such a waste of your time you wouldn't have went through this whole thread and read every post there was just so you could jump in the dick sucking parade to try to get accepted by people over the net.

Tom-Guy 12-20-2006 03:59 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Johnny's offical HMT Racist.

Dr.Boost 12-20-2006 08:02 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight
 

Originally Posted by weinerman31
Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.

Ok, but why do you do it? :1 Your story sucked and was obviously false, regardless if you want to admit you were trying to trick people into thinking you might have came close to having sex with a living female. We never bought it. Obviously a guy who writes lame ass stories for attention on the internet to "amuse himself" doesn't get out of the house much, most likey lives with his parents, in his late 30's, and is a virgin, but claims he is saving it for marriage even though everybody knows he would give it up to the first dumb, ugly, fat, drunk ----- that will let him stick his undersized penis into. Take your retarded ass stories, along with your pathetic self to another website. We don't give a ----. :3
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