I almost got laid tonight
I brought another chic home tonight. This time I was in the mood for the booty and not the back rub.
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out. I was drunk so don't rag me about it. anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one. I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up. the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right? she's like WTF is SNOFF I said SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH! anyway she left pissed off as all hell. i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms. If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom! |
Re: I almost got laid tonight
This is ------- pointless. I hate these threads about almost knocking ppl out, almost getting laid, almost almost alsmot. Talk to me when you get laid, knock someone out. Or combine the two.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
You can stop already. Everyone thinks your cool. :1
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
stfu kthx
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by Cray91
This is ------- pointless. I hate these threads about almost knocking ppl out, almost getting laid, almost almost alsmot. Talk to me when you get laid, knock someone out. Or combine the two.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by Cray91
Knock someone out, get laid.
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obviosuly false
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
obviosuly false
Are you just trying to get acceptance? You ------- homo |
Re: I almost got laid tonight
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
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