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HondaTuner

11-24-2006 09:46 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by 8secivic

ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.

Is this how you got herpes? :(

bitchasscracker

11-24-2006 10:09 PM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8secivic

ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.

you've only had sex with men, how would you know

8secivic

11-25-2006 12:01 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

i also drive a 8 second civic... ::)

HMTguy

11-25-2006 12:02 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by 8secivic

i also drive a 8 second civic... ::)

Hey, for once you used the rolling eyes smiley correctly.

Faggot

96turboracer

11-25-2006 12:37 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

I had sex with my wife tonight, it was great knowing I'm not getting an STD.

MustangC.

11-25-2006 01:11 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

what makes you so sure about that :P

i can wait too see the next bullshit story this retard thinks up, first he ---- on a girls bed because she didnt like hondas, now he claims he tried to jbweld a condom. great stories retard, they would be funnier if they were true.

Dr.Boost

11-25-2006 01:13 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by 98redcavz24

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ONDUHFLO

11-25-2006 01:20 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by 8secivic

ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.

Didn't you just have 20 posts like..... yesterday? Jeez, N00B AND a post------. You keep ------- hoez wit no condoms big guy, and you'll end up like hotrex. Last peice of ass he got was when his finger went through the toilet paper.

Ichi-Go

11-25-2006 01:32 AM

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If you were a real hmt nig nog you would know it takes at least 12 hours to put a jb welded piece to work. Sooo you would have to wait 12 hours and probably 24 hours just to be safe. You want it to be cured 100% if you were going to use it as a contraceptive.

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AssHat!!

11-25-2006 01:39 AM

Re: I almost got laid tonight

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Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93

I brought another chic home tonight. This time I was in the mood for the booty and not the back rub.

We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber

I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out.

I was drunk so don't rag me about it.

anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one.

I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.

the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no

anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?

she's like WTF is SNOFF

I said

SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!

anyway she left pissed off as all hell.

i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms.

If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom!

You sir are a Anel ------- non ----- gitting jackass

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