I almost got laid tonight
I brought another chic home tonight. This time I was in the mood for the booty and not the back rub.
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out. I was drunk so don't rag me about it. anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one. I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up. the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right? she's like WTF is SNOFF I said SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH! anyway she left pissed off as all hell. i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms. If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom! |
Re: I almost got laid tonight
This is ------- pointless. I hate these threads about almost knocking ppl out, almost getting laid, almost almost alsmot. Talk to me when you get laid, knock someone out. Or combine the two.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
You can stop already. Everyone thinks your cool. :1
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
stfu kthx
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by Cray91
This is ------- pointless. I hate these threads about almost knocking ppl out, almost getting laid, almost almost alsmot. Talk to me when you get laid, knock someone out. Or combine the two.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by Cray91
Knock someone out, get laid.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
obviosuly false
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
obviosuly false
Are you just trying to get acceptance? You ------- homo |
Re: I almost got laid tonight
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
you've only had sex with men, how would you know |
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i also drive a 8 second civic... ::)
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
i also drive a 8 second civic... ::)
Faggot |
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I had sex with my wife tonight, it was great knowing I'm not getting an STD.
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what makes you so sure about that :P
i can wait too see the next bullshit story this retard thinks up, first he ---- on a girls bed because she didnt like hondas, now he claims he tried to jbweld a condom. great stories retard, they would be funnier if they were true. |
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Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
obviosuly false
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by 8secivic
ur my hero.... not if you were a real man ud ---- her with no rubber and pull out.. faggot.
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If you were a real hmt nig nog you would know it takes at least 12 hours to put a jb welded piece to work. Sooo you would have to wait 12 hours and probably 24 hours just to be safe. You want it to be cured 100% if you were going to use it as a contraceptive.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93
I brought another chic home tonight. This time I was in the mood for the booty and not the back rub.
We started fooling around and I went to get a rubber I accidently broke the rubber when I put it on inside out. I was drunk so don't rag me about it. anyway, I reached under my bed to get another one and it was the last ------- one. I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up. the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right? she's like WTF is SNOFF I said SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH! anyway she left pissed off as all hell. i'm headed back out to the club now to get another chic and some more condoms. If I get pissed at the next one I'm breaking out the JB weld condom! |
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nigga tell the story if it happened....
i almost won the super bowl, but......... <=====3 that's a 90s online penis for your butt happy thanksgiving |
Re: I almost got laid tonight
I almost read this whole thread
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Well you SHOULD have read the date you ------ moolie.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
nigga tell the story if it happened....
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by udaredme
I almost read this whole thread
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by AssHat!!
Anel....gitting
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
i think your still typing this drunk, jd weld?? on your condom? teabag that hoe and tell her a different name, something like a friends.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by TurbodEG
and u sir are a retard :1
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but you've never seen me fight ??? lol...go read my post in that other thread
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You're all ------- retards if you dont know his posts are exagerated light hearted bullshit ment with no seriousness what so ever.
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then he shouldnt post :1
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by TurbodEG
but you've never seen me fight ???
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how big is he?
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A gentleman never tells. :)
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lol ok well i'll be comming to see u very soon...and josh is comming with me (josh is a very small guy lol)
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by mycrx
then he shouldnt post :1
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by rawr
You're all ------- retards if you dont know his posts are exagerated light hearted bullshit ment with no seriousness what so ever.
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yea me and scottsi argue with each other because we just make it up too, we are bored so anyone who reads it please know this, jesus get a ------- life.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Are you posting again? You're not allowed to post anymore.
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
oopsi :1
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