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-   -   I almost got laid tonight (https://www.homemadeturbo.com/general-discussion-6/i-almost-got-laid-tonight-70457/)

tundrafiend01 12-13-2006 04:10 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Originally Posted by 96turboracer
I had sex with my wife tonight, it was great knowing I'm not getting an STD.
Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win

BigWheeze 12-13-2006 04:42 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93
I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.

the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no

anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?

she's like WTF is SNOFF

I said

SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
I found a few reasons you failed.

91teggy 12-13-2006 08:29 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Just JBweld ur dick shut

T0DA 12-13-2006 09:19 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Or JB Weld himself to the ocean floor, rather.
:X

gen4acclude2 12-13-2006 09:59 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
dude you the kink of jb weld ....lol but i will take a swof from her :4

HondaTuner 12-13-2006 10:00 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Originally Posted by gen4acclude2
dude you the kink of jb weld ....lol but i will take a swof from her :4
STFU, KTHX.

FooK 12-13-2006 10:04 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Wow...






...you are a total moron.

udaredme 12-13-2006 10:45 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Originally Posted by tundrafiend01
Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win
+1 :y

Tom-Guy 12-13-2006 11:56 PM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
Originally Posted by tundrafiend01
Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win
Same boring old piece of ass + just get tested at the clinic first duh + a chemical that makes old girl get fat, grow a mustache, and develop cardio problems when you're the-o-rectally saddled with her for life = dur dur dur!

ctr99ek 12-14-2006 12:02 AM
Re: I almost got laid tonight
 
wow, this thread sux. drunk idiot and his lies just to be cool


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