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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my cock, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. :-X
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Any of you guys ever been tested? :l I'm just not sure how comfortable I would be slapping my nuts on some chcik that my buddy was just slapping his nuts on. :-X Do you guys share used underwear, too? :P
gf and I both been tested. Still use condoms.. cause we don't want mini-mes running around. ;) |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
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Quote from: warrick on March 04, 2007, 11:52:05 AM we just houdini'd the chick
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
??? WTF is that? ???
1. houdini 936 up, 97 down As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face. I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried. what he really pulled was the ol' switcharoo 1. Switcharoo 5 up, 4 down You're ------- a girl doggy style facing a window in a room with a closet in it. Have a buddyl hide in the closet. Quietly have him switch places with you, while you sneak outside of the window so you are watching the action. Then you make a loud noise, as to attract her attention, wave and watch the fun begin. Dude, thanks for advising me to use the switcharoo on Mary. She was such a slut for cheating on me. But now, shes on film cheating. video evidence ftw |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
The fastest way to go limp is look at this picture
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Is the far away one comatose? And topless? :D
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
she looks 12
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by drifto
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Quote from: warrick on March 04, 2007, 11:52:05 AM we just houdini'd the chick http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini 1. houdini 936 up, 97 down As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face. I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried. hhahaha thats what we call the "philly fake out" |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondarex2323
hhahaha thats what we call the "philly fake out" http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hilly+fake+out nioce im from canada so i never heard of it called that always nice to hear a new one |
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