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Old 03-03-2007, 08:06 PM
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How many you ******* been about to blow your ---- and you see the infamous shoulder jerk, and have them not catch it into a 'close call'? ------ a, I'm never going to believe a chick has no gag reflex until i witness them take a 14" ***** in stride (not that I'm remotely close to that length, I just don't like vomit on my leg, let alone someone elses)

So lets have it, anyone else ever wear a girls dinner?
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:12 PM
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Yup...has happened to me a few times. First time the girl was so ------ drunk she could barely stand, so I don't know if it was gag reflex or just because she drank way too much My girl has done it once or twice too, which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by slo_crx1
which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
...and you're still with her??

My **** is only 12" long so I've never experienced this.
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:34 PM
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...and you're still with her??

My **** is only 12" long so I've never experienced this.
Lol yeah. I've been with her since '99 so I figure we're practicly married, and everyone knows that married women no longer blow their husbands. :P
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by slo_crx1
Lol yeah. I've been with her since '99 so I figure we're practicly married, and everyone knows that married women no longer blow their husbands. :P
"Practically" does not equal "Married"

Get married on your terms, not hers.

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Old 03-03-2007, 08:51 PM
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so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my ****, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again.
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:54 PM
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so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my ****, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:04 PM
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so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my ****, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again.
tell me about it, that ---- sucks. especially when blood stains your bed =[
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damn pedofiles!
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:01 AM
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Ha, that blows tim. Was that who I think it is?
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