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fastest way to go limp?
How many you fuckers been about to blow your ---- and you see the infamous shoulder jerk, and have them not catch it into a 'close call'? ------ a, I'm never going to believe a chick has no gag reflex until i witness them take a 14" dildo in stride (not that I'm remotely close to that length, I just don't like vomit on my leg, let alone someone elses)
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Yup...has happened to me a few times. First time the girl was so ------ drunk she could barely stand, so I don't know if it was gag reflex or just because she drank way too much :l My girl has done it once or twice too, which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by slo_crx1
which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
...and you're still with her?? ???
My cock is only 12" long so I've never experienced this. ::) |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by slo_crx1
Lol yeah. I've been with her since '99 so I figure we're practicly married, and everyone knows that married women no longer blow their husbands. :P
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my cock, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. :-X
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my cock, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. :-X
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my cock, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. :-X
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
damn pedofiles!
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Ha, that blows tim. Was that who I think it is?
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
getting caught by a cop at 2am with your girl in the backseat while both naked parked in a public park. that was pretty much instant limp.
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
being drunk and suddenly sobering up at 5 am to realize I'm pounding a heifer of a woman.
pounding a chick from behind and running my hand up her back to find out she's like a stegasaurus, spine sticking out like a malnourished ethiopian. laughing too hard cause we just houdini'd the chick and she started queefing after a few minutes. also drunk. |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by warrick
we just houdini'd the chick
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
I'm guessing
*POOF* and they were gone |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
GF puked on my cock once.
You know.. they can get over the gag reflex thing? It's been about a year and a half.. and hundreds of blowjobs later... but she can swallow my cock now without any problems. Just working on the end now.. (she swallows) ;D She has issues with the jizz hitting the back of her throat... so she comes up with the gag reflex... but she goes right back to work sucking the rest out.. :) and then sucks me dry... God I love that. |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by stevenb
GF puked on my cock once.
You know.. they can get over the gag reflex thing? It's been about a year and a half.. and hundreds of blowjobs later... but she can swallow my cock now without any problems. Just working on the end now.. (she swallows) ;D She has issues with the jizz hitting the back of her throat... so she comes up with the gag reflex... but she goes right back to work sucking the rest out.. :) and then sucks me dry... God I love that. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
??? WTF is that? ???
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by warrick
where you switch places. he was doing her from behind, I strolled in with a camera and started recording, then he pulled out and I smashed in.
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
it was hilarious, and who cares. she was drunk, blonde, slim and 18.
it's not like I was jerking him off while ramming her, cause THAT would be gross. he took off and had sex with another chick that I had just pounded. |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Any of you guys ever been tested? :l I'm just not sure how comfortable I would be slapping my nuts on some chcik that my buddy was just slapping his nuts on. :-X Do you guys share used underwear, too? :P
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my cock, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. :-X
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Any of you guys ever been tested? :l I'm just not sure how comfortable I would be slapping my nuts on some chcik that my buddy was just slapping his nuts on. :-X Do you guys share used underwear, too? :P
gf and I both been tested. Still use condoms.. cause we don't want mini-mes running around. ;) |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
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Quote from: warrick on March 04, 2007, 11:52:05 AM we just houdini'd the chick
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
??? WTF is that? ???
1. houdini 936 up, 97 down As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face. I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried. what he really pulled was the ol' switcharoo 1. Switcharoo 5 up, 4 down You're ------- a girl doggy style facing a window in a room with a closet in it. Have a buddyl hide in the closet. Quietly have him switch places with you, while you sneak outside of the window so you are watching the action. Then you make a loud noise, as to attract her attention, wave and watch the fun begin. Dude, thanks for advising me to use the switcharoo on Mary. She was such a slut for cheating on me. But now, shes on film cheating. video evidence ftw |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
The fastest way to go limp is look at this picture
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r...2dcdc793c1.jpg |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Is the far away one comatose? And topless? :D
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
she looks 12
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by drifto
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Quote from: warrick on March 04, 2007, 11:52:05 AM we just houdini'd the chick http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini 1. houdini 936 up, 97 down As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face. I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried. hhahaha thats what we call the "philly fake out" |
Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondarex2323
hhahaha thats what we call the "philly fake out" http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hilly+fake+out nioce im from canada so i never heard of it called that always nice to hear a new one |
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