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GenLx 03-04-2007 03:36 AM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 
getting caught by a cop at 2am with your girl in the backseat while both naked parked in a public park. that was pretty much instant limp.

warric_k 03-04-2007 01:52 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 
being drunk and suddenly sobering up at 5 am to realize I'm pounding a heifer of a woman.

pounding a chick from behind and running my hand up her back to find out she's like a stegasaurus, spine sticking out like a malnourished ethiopian.

laughing too hard cause we just houdini'd the chick and she started queefing after a few minutes. also drunk.

Dr.Boost 03-04-2007 01:59 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

Originally Posted by warrick
we just houdini'd the chick

??? WTF is that? ???
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HondaTuner 03-04-2007 02:03 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 
I'm guessing

*POOF*

and they were gone

stevenb 03-04-2007 02:57 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 
GF puked on my cock once.

You know.. they can get over the gag reflex thing?

It's been about a year and a half.. and hundreds of blowjobs later... but she can swallow my cock now without any problems.

Just working on the end now.. (she swallows) ;D She has issues with the jizz hitting the back of her throat... so she comes up with the gag reflex... but she goes right back to work sucking the rest out.. :) and then sucks me dry... God I love that.

Dr.Boost 03-04-2007 03:46 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

Originally Posted by stevenb
GF puked on my cock once.

You know.. they can get over the gag reflex thing?

It's been about a year and a half.. and hundreds of blowjobs later... but she can swallow my cock now without any problems.

Just working on the end now.. (she swallows) ;D She has issues with the jizz hitting the back of her throat... so she comes up with the gag reflex... but she goes right back to work sucking the rest out.. :) and then sucks me dry... God I love that.

What's her number? :6
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warric_k 03-04-2007 03:59 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
??? WTF is that? ???

where you switch places. he was doing her from behind, I strolled in with a camera and started recording, then he pulled out and I smashed in.

Dr.Boost 03-04-2007 04:09 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

Originally Posted by warrick
where you switch places. he was doing her from behind, I strolled in with a camera and started recording, then he pulled out and I smashed in.

That's kinda gross. :l
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warric_k 03-04-2007 04:16 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 
it was hilarious, and who cares. she was drunk, blonde, slim and 18.

it's not like I was jerking him off while ramming her, cause THAT would be gross.

he took off and had sex with another chick that I had just pounded.

Dr.Boost 03-04-2007 04:45 PM

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 
Any of you guys ever been tested? :l I'm just not sure how comfortable I would be slapping my nuts on some chcik that my buddy was just slapping his nuts on. :-X Do you guys share used underwear, too? :P
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