fastest way to go limp?
 

How many you fuckers been about to blow your ---- and you see the infamous shoulder jerk, and have them not catch it into a 'close call'? ------ a, I'm never going to believe a chick has no gag reflex until i witness them take a 14" dildo in stride (not that I'm remotely close to that length, I just don't like vomit on my leg, let alone someone elses)

So lets have it, anyone else ever wear a girls dinner?

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

Yup...has happened to me a few times. First time the girl was so ------ drunk she could barely stand, so I don't know if it was gag reflex or just because she drank way too much :l My girl has done it once or twice too, which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

...and you're still with her?? ???

My cock is only 12" long so I've never experienced this. ::)
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

Lol yeah. I've been with her since '99 so I figure we're practicly married, and everyone knows that married women no longer blow their husbands. :P

Re: fastest way to go limp?
 

"Practically" does not equal "Married"

Get married on your terms, not hers.

Craig

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so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my cock, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. :-X

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You're not supposed to look. ::)
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tell me about it, that ---- sucks. especially when blood stains your bed =[

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damn pedofiles!

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Ha, that blows tim. Was that who I think it is?