Best pick up line.
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Best pick up line.
Me: Im pregnant.
Her: ?
Me: Yeah im having a baby elephant, want to feel his trunk?
At that point I either wip out my wiener, or try to get her to put her hand down my pants. i had this one **** say "only if its a big elaphant," to which I said "you can make it grow big and strong" I don't have to tell you what happened at the end of the night.
Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
Her: ?
Me: Yeah im having a baby elephant, want to feel his trunk?
At that point I either wip out my wiener, or try to get her to put her hand down my pants. i had this one **** say "only if its a big elaphant," to which I said "you can make it grow big and strong" I don't have to tell you what happened at the end of the night.
Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
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Joined: Oct 2005
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Re: Best pick up line.
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I always prefered, "I'll take the gun out of your mouth when I'm done."
how bout... Are you an astronaut?.........cuz that *** is out of this world!
Thread Starter
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 347
Re: Best pick up line.
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I always prefered, "I'll take the gun out of your mouth when I'm done."
