Best pick up line.
 

Me: Im pregnant.
Her: ?
Me: Yeah im having a baby elephant, want to feel his trunk?
At that point I either wip out my wiener, or try to get her to put her hand down my pants. i had this one slut say "only if its a big elaphant," to which I said "you can make it grow big and strong" I don't have to tell you what happened at the end of the night.

Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time

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Its 2008. How about "wana ----" ::)

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I always prefered, "I'll take the gun out of your mouth when I'm done."

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thats good sig material right thur nukka!


how bout... Are you an astronaut?.........cuz that ass is out of this world!

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not bad, ive had a girl tell me she was raped while i was slaming her. Its all about mind over matter, if you dont mind it dont matter!!

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I have a small penis

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:P

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Take your pants off or I will kill your family. 100% success rate.

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im a virgin.

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girls are worthless....