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Old 06-11-2008, 05:54 PM
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If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?

Do you like math? We can add a bed, subtract those clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:36 PM
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Here's a couple funny one that I've seen:

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story A wet ----- alway's makes a happy ****.

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by chris

Yup alot of my buddies are in too that whole scene and it works like a charm. I prefer the females who enjoy cheap beer zc's, and orange chicken.
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jdm_racer

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
www.pieclopedia.com
edit looks like it got taken down.

http://sliceoftheday.com
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Old 06-13-2008, 12:53 PM
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Its 2008. How about "wana ----"
your right its 2008 so at least complement her first "nice shoes, wanna ----"

best one for atleast getting your **** slobbed is "u wanna see something?" just whip it out shell know whats up
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:05 PM
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Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
what you need to say is while you're already having a conversation with them, is change the subject and tell them 'well we'll talk about that over breakfast'

is there a keg in your pants? cause i would to tap that ***

a new dumb line i heard a few weeks back. seems to get a laugh... sitting next to a chick at a bar.....
ya im not usually this tall but im sitting on my wallet
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:31 PM
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Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
49% of the time it works 100% of the time.
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:15 PM
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I prefer "Wanna go half's on a bastard?"
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Old 06-13-2008, 04:29 PM
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I prefer "Wanna go half's on a bastard?"
Somewhat similar. My buddy asked if I wanted to go Halfsies on a rape charge.
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:02 AM
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See thats the ---- that pissed me and made me hava drink. I was the one who wrote on you & I'm not ****-Yeah trista-and still drunk-just came back from your house
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