Best pick up line.
09-04-2008, 07:48 AM
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Re: Best pick up line.
Originally Posted by homemadetush
See thats the ---- that pissed me and made me hava drink. I was the one who wrote on you & I'm not ****-Yeah trista-and still drunk-just came back from your house
09-04-2008, 10:32 PM
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Re: Best pick up line.
Originally Posted by sexyblackcrx
Me: Im pregnant.
Her: ?
Me: Yeah im having a baby elephant, want to feel his trunk?
At that point I either wip out my wiener, or try to get her to put her hand down my pants. i had this one **** say "only if its a big elaphant," to which I said "you can make it grow big and strong" I don't have to tell you what happened at the end of the night.
Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
Her: ?
Me: Yeah im having a baby elephant, want to feel his trunk?
At that point I either wip out my wiener, or try to get her to put her hand down my pants. i had this one **** say "only if its a big elaphant," to which I said "you can make it grow big and strong" I don't have to tell you what happened at the end of the night.
Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I always prefered, "I'll take the gun out of your mouth when I'm done."
That's a gem.
09-04-2008, 10:57 PM
#46
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Location: Tremblant, Quebec
Posts: 867
Re: Best pick up line.
1) I'm not realy good in pickup line so... can i touch your ***** now?
2) Do you know the difference between a steak and a *****? (she says no... so you reply with this) Wanna have dinner tonight?
3) Would you like to get a banana split? I offer the banana... you do the split
4) I lost my virginity, can i take yours?
5) Excuse me lady, i'm new in town. Can you show me the way to your apartment?
6) Take this quarter and call you mom saying you don't sleep home tonight
7) Wanna taste something my mom did?
8-) Do you know we have at least 50% of chance of having sex tonight? (she says no?) you reply: Cause i want
9) You are ugly but you are intriguing
10) do you work at subway(no...why?) cause you just gave me a 12"
11) You really have nice leg... at what time are they opening?
2) Do you know the difference between a steak and a *****? (she says no... so you reply with this) Wanna have dinner tonight?
3) Would you like to get a banana split? I offer the banana... you do the split
4) I lost my virginity, can i take yours?
5) Excuse me lady, i'm new in town. Can you show me the way to your apartment?
6) Take this quarter and call you mom saying you don't sleep home tonight
7) Wanna taste something my mom did?
8-) Do you know we have at least 50% of chance of having sex tonight? (she says no?) you reply: Cause i want
9) You are ugly but you are intriguing
10) do you work at subway(no...why?) cause you just gave me a 12"
11) You really have nice leg... at what time are they opening?
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