how not to: ATF engine flush
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how not to: ATF engine flush
ever heard of that fancy trick to get your carbon deposits out using atf? I tried this ----, it was good times. Sorry there aren't as many pictures of me this time, I didn't have someone else there to take the pictures and the dog doesn't have apposable thumbs.
start off by finding dog, dog is good, she will probably come to greet you when you open the door.
next, slap on your glasses and graduation cap since this job takes intelligence. Don't put on your graduation gown though, you'll drop the atf bottle at least twice like I did and you don't want to mess it up since it says not to wash or dryclean, just pay us another $50 for it.
then, locate your brake booster vacuum line, thar she blows
at this point you should verify that your bov is still attached after all that hard driving the vacuum created by your NA motor might have sucked it into the engine in which case you'll need more atf to flush that bad boy out.
now that you've lovingly stroked your bov you can disconnect the brake booster vacuum line to reveal this gaping vacuum leak, cover it with your thumb so your car stops idling like ----.
Now you're going to want to bust out with the atf and the plastic cup. The plastic cups are in the upper cabinet to the left of the sink on the right side of that cabinet towards the back. write that ---- down because I don't want you ******* dirtying my cups when you come over.
Once you've dumped about double what is pictured of ATF into your engine you can really reap the rewards of pissing your neighbors and landlord off by revving the ---- out of it and having it smoke like a ****. Notice the Big Head Design sticker, that means my car's fast and I like to ----.
Now you're done, go inside and get a paper towel to clean up all the atf you spilled everywhere before your mom finds out. And also wipe off the nipple where the vacuum line hooks up because aft will ---- up your brake booster line and crack it and then when you try to press the brakes there isn't as much stopping power as before.
start off by finding dog, dog is good, she will probably come to greet you when you open the door.
next, slap on your glasses and graduation cap since this job takes intelligence. Don't put on your graduation gown though, you'll drop the atf bottle at least twice like I did and you don't want to mess it up since it says not to wash or dryclean, just pay us another $50 for it.
then, locate your brake booster vacuum line, thar she blows
at this point you should verify that your bov is still attached after all that hard driving the vacuum created by your NA motor might have sucked it into the engine in which case you'll need more atf to flush that bad boy out.
now that you've lovingly stroked your bov you can disconnect the brake booster vacuum line to reveal this gaping vacuum leak, cover it with your thumb so your car stops idling like ----.
Now you're going to want to bust out with the atf and the plastic cup. The plastic cups are in the upper cabinet to the left of the sink on the right side of that cabinet towards the back. write that ---- down because I don't want you ******* dirtying my cups when you come over.
Once you've dumped about double what is pictured of ATF into your engine you can really reap the rewards of pissing your neighbors and landlord off by revving the ---- out of it and having it smoke like a ****. Notice the Big Head Design sticker, that means my car's fast and I like to ----.
Now you're done, go inside and get a paper towel to clean up all the atf you spilled everywhere before your mom finds out. And also wipe off the nipple where the vacuum line hooks up because aft will ---- up your brake booster line and crack it and then when you try to press the brakes there isn't as much stopping power as before.
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Re:how not to: ATF engine flush
:P Nice,...uh...write-up.
That cup/funnel looks like it went in nice and clean.__________________
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