you go to take a ****, stand there at the urinal and then find out you really gotta take a ----, and its one of those ***** that you gotta take asap.

so you run to the toilet, take your ---- only to find out that there is only enough TP to get about 2 wipes.

 

Hope it's a solid ----?

 

didn't you just poop on the ground with no tp in japan?

 

that's what socks are for

if your wearing sandals or flops, your fucked unless you can cowboy over to the next stall or paper towel dispenser

 

I'm glad 2 wipes covered things.

I think im gonna go take a shower at lunch time though.

 

you rip the roll up and use it.

 

Time to put your boxers to good use and go commando.

 

You throw it at an Iraqi.

 

you make it over to the next stall?