TOM

the only person mentioning anything about a finger in the *** you, i know i would never shove my finger in my ***, it must be something you do often, i vote gay ban too,

for your gay ***

oinesra

If it is a "standard" toilet, take the cover off the tank, and wash your *** with that water. If your are really fucked up, you can ---- in the wather tank for luls.

Or just throw sand/dry dirt/kitty litter at you -------, like you would for oil on the driveway. As the day goes on, and it drys, it will flake off and fall down your pant leg.

beaker

thats fine and all for you arsenio.. but we are americans....we can afford toilet paper here....not like in meheko where you find the nearest 4-legged animal

j3w

i recently hired a crew of stucco guys through an agency, and they turned out to be fresh out the mufuckin rio grande. how fresh, you ask? so fresh in fact that they threw away their shitty TP in the trash can (on the top of the heaping pile of trash, mind you) instead of flushing it down the toilet. i guess in mexico, you don't flush it.

---- was nasty.

txdohczc

thats becuase they dont have running water in most parts

oinesra

It dosent matter if you can afford it or not, if it is not in the stall. You can go ahead and wipe you *** with a sock. But when you end up in the Guinness Book as the first person in history with 'Athletes ***' do not be surprised.

j3w

that's lovely an all, but here we do, and the last thing i want to see/smell is a maize pork tongue burrito after jose has chased it with a few coronas and pico de gallo.

SkunT

im glad things stayed on topic.

Someone asked the question, did I make it to the next stall. The answer to that is, no. I did not. I was a little worried someone would walk in and get a good laugh out of my stinky ***. For the most part, things were good after 2 wipes, and I went home at lunch and took a shower.

Hopefully this helps out the next person.

78NOVA

i guess that the little saying under your user name need not apply to this matter? forgot the depends that day? jk, i was looking for something funny to say and i happen to see it as i watch the ***** play with her **** i want to bust on......

hatrack48

My eyes are full of tears laughing, same thing but I had 3 sheets and a washington