t_cel_t

this is the reason i ALWAYS check to make sure there's enough ---- wipe before i let er rip

beaker

if we weren't still in iraq, the govt would be able to buy more TP....just my opinion

stenseltizm

It's those urgent 'I'm coming out whether your pants are up or not' ***** that you don't get a chance to check. It's like the asian gameshows where they run through a door not sure if there is some huge dude to pummel them on the other side, you already chose your door.

TOM

this is very simple,

you take boths sheet of tp left, stack them on top of each other, then fold it in half twice. the corner that used to be the center of the paper rip off( save for later use) you then unfold the tp. now stick your finger through the hole and wipe your ***. yes you will have some pooh on your finger, you slide the tp off over your finger wiping your finger clean of ---- You then take the saved corner piece and use it to clean any remaining ---- out from under your finger nail.

prolem=solved

stenseltizm

If two sheets of paper are not enough to clean your -------, how is it logically enough to clean your ------- and then your finger on top of that?

Someone just like the stinkfinger?

TOM

did you not read my post and i'm the noob.

plymouth

Use the 2 sheets then if need be use socks, and if you have flip flops on pull up your pants and tell the boss you have been pukeing all day and need to go home then just leave and shower.

southwest2118

good right up man .....hope the customers don't mind a little extra ---- on their hamburger meat.

i vote for STICKY!

cornfuzed

sounds like your just making up a way to stick ur finger in ur *** and not be called gay, i vote gay ban

j3w

this coming from the guy with a perforated colon

i vote that you get banned until you can tell the truth at least 66% of the time.