what do you do when
 

you go to take a piss, stand there at the urinal and then find out you really gotta take a ----, and its one of those shits that you gotta take asap.

so you run to the toilet, take your ---- only to find out that there is only enough TP to get about 2 wipes.

Re: what do you do when
 

Hope it's a solid ----?

Re: what do you do when
 

didn't you just poop on the ground with no tp in japan? ^-^

Re: what do you do when
 

that's what socks are for

if your wearing sandals or flops, your fucked unless you can cowboy over to the next stall or paper towel dispenser

Re: what do you do when
 

2 wipes is better than none. If you have peanut butter you can just smear it all over your butt to cover the smell and spackle your crack at the same time. Extra chunky for added visual effect.

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I'm glad 2 wipes covered things.

I think im gonna go take a shower at lunch time though. :l

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you rip the roll up and use it.

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Time to put your boxers to good use and go commando.

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You throw it at an Iraqi.

Re: what do you do when
 

you make it over to the next stall?