Ogubudiah

scott your threads are always entertaining

scottsi

i do try.

Tom-Guy

Oddly enough, I have a friend named Scott who used to sport a tshirt that read "DO NOT **** BLOCK" on the back.

dragon

thats why you always roll with a wing man scotti

scottsi

sigh, its alright though, i have this girl in the middle coming over in a few hours.

SDRAWKCAB

The kind i have incountered

Girls Friend say
I dont feel so good, can we leave soon?
My boyfreind just broke up with me.
I have to work tomarow.
R U done yet?

MY friend say
Did you get those bumps checked out dude?
I saw your girlfriend today.
Just bang this chick so we can get out of here.
Check one for the ----- counter.
So you must be Brians girlfriend?

MY name is Brian by the way.

ju-on

She told me to tell you she's going to be a little bit late.

scottsi

most common phrases among my friends

go get that
like a ------ boss
take one for the team *****, fatties need love too
thats all you blood
YEEE
AYEEEE

and so forth with the ghettoness

scottsi

actually she said shes gonna be early. now im off to clean the room and hide all the condoms laying around

1fstdc2

did you get your groove on lol