i hate cock blocking friends
#1
i hate **** blocking friends
so i was at the club and it was the end of the club, right at 1:50, and this cute little asian girl comes up to me and asks to dance with me, som im dancin with her, talkin to her, and im like, 'so whats your number girl?' and she goes, 'wheres your phone' and i proceed to pull it out, and by the time i get it out, her **** blocking friends come over and take her away sayin somethin bout 'we gotta talk to you' ------ **** blocking friends, oh well that bitch didnt look that good anyway. oh yeah, and i broke my gucci glasses. ------ ---- ---- bitch. good thing they were free
#2
Re: i hate **** blocking friends
so you asked a ugly chic for her number, and now your pissed because you got cockblocked?
Lets do a little rethinking and how you completly changed your point of view all while in one post.
something isnt adding up
Lets do a little rethinking and how you completly changed your point of view all while in one post.
Originally Posted by scottsi
-cute little asian girl comes up to me
-you ask 'so whats your number girl?'
-her **** blocking friends come over, totally cockblocked you and now...
-that bitch didnt look that good anyway.
-you ask 'so whats your number girl?'
-her **** blocking friends come over, totally cockblocked you and now...
-that bitch didnt look that good anyway.
#7
Re: i hate **** blocking friends
if she asked to dance with you when the club was closing, she was just looking for some dick. i would have told her friends to ---- off, grabbed an drink, and proceed to give her a tonsil massage in teh bathroom
#9
Re: i hate **** blocking friends
I love thoes stories girls use at bars/clubs, heard them one too many times.
"we gotta talk to her".....Really? is her mother dying or something? because I dont think the extra minute will make a difference in her life.
"she has to go to the washroom".....What are you, her ------- brain now? how do you know what her body needs to do?
"we have to go to the washroom".....Maybe you need to go, cant go without her holding your hand? no ------- wonder the girls washroom is always so crouded.
"our cab is here".....Umm, no its not cuz guess what, I'll see her dancing 20 minutes later with some other ***.
"she had too many drinks".....Who gives a ---- then? Its not like she'll remember.
"she has a boyfriend".....Well if the bitch allows herself to be that wasted to not realize she's giving her number to a complete stranger and her man cant keep a leash on her then he deserves to be cheated on.
"you're not her type".....How the ---- would you know, Jelous? I dont see a guy asking for your number.
These are a few of the ones I heard.
"we gotta talk to her".....Really? is her mother dying or something? because I dont think the extra minute will make a difference in her life.
"she has to go to the washroom".....What are you, her ------- brain now? how do you know what her body needs to do?
"we have to go to the washroom".....Maybe you need to go, cant go without her holding your hand? no ------- wonder the girls washroom is always so crouded.
"our cab is here".....Umm, no its not cuz guess what, I'll see her dancing 20 minutes later with some other ***.
"she had too many drinks".....Who gives a ---- then? Its not like she'll remember.
"she has a boyfriend".....Well if the bitch allows herself to be that wasted to not realize she's giving her number to a complete stranger and her man cant keep a leash on her then he deserves to be cheated on.
"you're not her type".....How the ---- would you know, Jelous? I dont see a guy asking for your number.
These are a few of the ones I heard.
#10
Re: i hate **** blocking friends
Originally Posted by d16forlife
Didnt read the thread but does it have something to do with someone blocking your **** game? Dont worry I'm pretty shure youll get some **** soon :P
---- you.