i hate cock blocking friends
 

so i was at the club and it was the end of the club, right at 1:50, and this cute little asian girl comes up to me and asks to dance with me, som im dancin with her, talkin to her, and im like, 'so whats your number girl?' and she goes, 'wheres your phone' and i proceed to pull it out, and by the time i get it out, her cock blocking friends come over and take her away sayin somethin bout 'we gotta talk to you' ------ cock blocking friends, oh well that bitch didnt look that good anyway. oh yeah, and i broke my gucci glasses. ------ ---- ---- bitch. good thing they were free

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so you asked a ugly chic for her number, and now your pissed because you got cockblocked?


Lets do a little rethinking and how you completly changed your point of view all while in one post.
something isnt adding up

Re: i hate cock blocking friends
 

Frank, much like his cousin Doc Boost, only dates rich supermodels. :)

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she was cute, but i just said she didnt look that good to make myself feel better, she was alright

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you should just do the usuall. make love to the hand.

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thats what hmt's porn section is for

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if she asked to dance with you when the club was closing, she was just looking for some dick. i would have told her friends to ---- off, grabbed an drink, and proceed to give her a tonsil massage in teh bathroom

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Didnt read the thread but does it have something to do with someone blocking your cock game? Dont worry I'm pretty shure youll get some cock soon :P

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I love thoes stories girls use at bars/clubs, heard them one too many times.

"we gotta talk to her".....Really? is her mother dying or something? because I dont think the extra minute will make a difference in her life.

"she has to go to the washroom".....What are you, her ------- brain now? how do you know what her body needs to do?

"we have to go to the washroom".....Maybe you need to go, cant go without her holding your hand? no ------- wonder the girls washroom is always so crouded.

"our cab is here".....Umm, no its not cuz guess what, I'll see her dancing 20 minutes later with some other fag.

"she had too many drinks".....Who gives a ---- then? Its not like she'll remember.

"she has a boyfriend".....Well if the bitch allows herself to be that wasted to not realize she's giving her number to a complete stranger and her man cant keep a leash on her then he deserves to be cheated on.

"you're not her type".....How the ---- would you know, Jelous? I dont see a guy asking for your number.

These are a few of the ones I heard.

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---- you. :-*