I almost got laid tonight
12-19-2006, 09:34 AM
#62
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
12-19-2006, 11:16 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
12-19-2006, 02:23 PM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Jesus Christ, is this the same guy that shat the bed in the other story? Why, just why? He should of JB welded his dickhole shut so he can't procreate. Then there won't be a second generation of bad story tellers. 
12-19-2006, 02:35 PM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
12-20-2006, 12:56 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by weinerman31
I can't believe you guys take this stuff so seriously.
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
I write stories like this to make forums move. PERIOD! I'm bored at work and you guys are my entertainment. I don't care if people like the story, it's too far out for a person with even half a brain to realize it's fictional. I'm a writter in my spare time. I write fictional stories for fun. Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
I'm sorry that it bent so many of you guys out of shape but that's what i'm looking for. Reactions! And to see some of you take it so far out of porportion, it makes this really funny to me. It also makes it funny for the intelligent ones on here that realized the story was fake from the first time they read it.
If my writting is getting 2 pages of posts it's good writting to me. A writter doesn't care if it's positive or negative. I just want feed back and I thank you guys for the feed back you have given. Remember, I post stories like this to humor myself, not you.
While all of you guys are pissing, moaning and flaming me all of my friends and I are sitting back laughing that you guys actually take this so seriously. The punch line of the joke are you guys who are pissing and moaning.
-guy formerly known as DOHCDELSOL93
My vote....you need to jb weld your mouth shut and jb weld your fingers together so you cant talk ---- anymore or type stupid ----...all this did was make you look like an ***...and a paragraph to explain that you type bullshit lies and get off on peoples replies and/or flames to your "stories"...thats a waste of peoples time..I think you have a self-esteem problem...instead of posting on here, just pick up a nudie magazine and manipulate yourself..quit wasting our time..good thing that story was fake-people like you dont need to breed and multiply...imo-someone should use your mouth for their personal ***** pump...
12-20-2006, 08:38 AM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by udaredme
My vote....you need to jb weld your mouth shut and jb weld your fingers together so you cant talk ---- anymore or type stupid ----...all this did was make you look like an ***...and a paragraph to explain that you type bullshit lies and get off on peoples replies and/or flames to your "stories"...thats a waste of peoples time..I think you have a self-esteem problem...instead of posting on here, just pick up a nudie magazine and manipulate yourself..quit wasting our time..good thing that story was fake-people like you dont need to breed and multiply...imo-someone should use your mouth for their personal ***** pump...
"quit wasting our time"
i serious;y don't think u are the offical hmt spokes man...and if it was such a waste of your time you wouldn't have went through this whole thread and read every post there was just so you could jump in the dick sucking parade to try to get accepted by people over the net.
12-20-2006, 08:02 PM
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Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by weinerman31
Writting is a hobby that many intelligent people indulge in.
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