I almost got laid tonight
#42
Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93
I told the chic to hold on and I went out to my shop and got some jb weld. I started putting it on the cracked spot and she was like "WTF are you doing?" I told her i was out of condoms and I was patching it up.
the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no
anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?
she's like WTF is SNOFF
I said
SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
the next thing I know she was putting her clothes back on. I told her "so i guess we're not scrumpin" and she obviously said no
anyway I said your at least going to SNOFF! right?
she's like WTF is SNOFF
I said
SUCK A NI99A OFF! BITCH!
#49
Re: I almost got laid tonight
Originally Posted by tundrafiend01
Wifey sex + no std's + birth control = Win Win