Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
 

Actually I just went to the web site on the back of the pamphlet. http://www.watchtower.org/ I was right, they are Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Umm, Whitey.. Jehovah's Witnesses don't really believe in Jesus.

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My reasoning. 116lbs. Solid dog. Dobermans just seem lean to me you know?


SinisterCRX, is right. He's like Satan's brother. Or is that Mormons? I forget. :S I think they are like the Jews and believe the Messiah hasn't come yet.


JP

Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
 

well apparently they dont believe in putting out either

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I had some JW's come by the house, and Andy got into it with them about how God was stupid, he took LSD for spiritual enlightenment.

JW: "L-LSD?? But... think about the COST??"

Andy: "What cost? It's, like, five dollars!"

Everybody was laughing so hard the JW's just left.

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I know they believe he was crucufied on a Stake and not a cross. My one friend is a Jehovah.

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That's wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beliefs...%27s_Witnesses

Jesus is a created being and God's first creation. Jesus was used by God to create every other creation.[10] Jesus was known as the Archangel Michael in his pre-human existence; his birth on earth was accomplished when God transferred Michael's life force from heaven to the womb of the virgin Mary.[11] While on earth, Jesus was executed for mankind's sins upon a single beamed torture stake. The cross is rejected as a symbol for Christ's death, instead seen as a later pagan addition.[12] Jesus acts as the mediator of the "new covenant" for those going to heaven (the 144,000)[13] Mary was not ever-virgin, but rather bore more children after Jesus[14]

It's funny how little the Bible bangiers know about the other bible bangers.

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Yeah we do....otherwise how can you be a christian....there's a lot of misconceptions and people telling stories, but not a lot of people know how it is or what it is. It's just people being ignorant with things they don't know or don't understand, just like with other non christian religions or other cultures.

Now they are weird and crazy people in all groups and religions.

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Sorry, jeesh, I was thinking of Islam.

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lol :y