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Dmx20 04-08-2005 09:44 PM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Originally Posted by chaditotx

Originally Posted by turbocivicex
well here's a way they said on mtv that was not a myth....

tell her pour come coca cola in the hole. They said that it can act as a spermicide because of the acid.

----.... get some nilla' ice cream and a straw... and put a cherry on top.

Thats not even true, I watched the MTV thing and they said myth. Heres an article about it to. http://snopes.com/cokelore/sperm.asp

B16Drag 04-09-2005 01:46 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
You're a fucken idiot if you believe that sh!t. I'm sure if you did that, that will be the last time you see her.

FURACERMAN 04-09-2005 02:06 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Originally Posted by Dibble
1. WTF ARE YOU DOING HAVING SEX FOR OVER A HOUR? >:(

Don't be jealous, hehe. One time I was buying stuff for a school poster, and I remembered I needed condoms, and toilet paper. The chick at the register gave me a funny look, then smiled, and told me extra loud to have a good day. Lol

yayopwrcrx 04-09-2005 12:52 PM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
oh man - last night i get back from the city, stop at 7-11 and my friend calls and asks me "pick me up a box of magnums" (i think he just likes to rock those to make him feel like he's got a bigger dick than he really does) so i get my vitamin water and sourpatch kids put them on the counter - ask for a vanilla dutch for my friend in the car , then these two chicks walk in one kinda thick and the other was bangin..i ask for condoms and the guy brings me a box then i say no the other ones, -now keep in mind the hot chick is behind me now- brings me another box and i say "nope the magnums" "gold box" hahah now this chicks is like "ohh my good - baby you're getting lucky tonight" soo i start laughing as i'm paying for this ---- and go "hey you're more than welcome to come join" - then i realize her boyfriend was right that hahahhahhaa didn't say ----
------- tool

and what do you mean whos having sex for over an hour?
---- when i used to drink heavy - there were times when i literally couldn't bust
i made this one chick so sore she told me to stop and started giving me head - then she told me it tasted like bananas cause the condom.....


if any of you guys bust inside just get some birthcontrol and tell her to take a ton of it
kills that little fucker just as good


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