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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Originally Posted by crx2fast
Originally Posted by iflybye
1. DO NOT PANIC!
2. DO NOT DOUCHE! This may force sperm from the vagina up into the cervix and uterus. 3. If you have a spermicide available, you may want to insert one applicator full or one suppository into the vagina as soon as possible. Call the Health Service the next day between 9am and 4pm to see if there's anything else we might recommend. |
Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape. ;)
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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Originally Posted by iflybye
Originally Posted by crx2fast
Originally Posted by iflybye
amateur gynecologist
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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape. ;)
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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape. ;)
with those pills... you only have one shot with them, you can't have her take one again. and i was told that you have up to like 5 days.. but i definately would not wait more than a day if possible. |
Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Originally Posted by FooK
Doc's kit is overkill.
Just kick that bitch in the belly, kick it like 4psi. |
Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
lol good job numb nuts.
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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
I am with weir on this one. I have been in this situation one to many times and I know how you feel. Im gonna be 100% serious with you on this one...and someday some other fucker that is rockin on you right now will think about this when they are in your situation. The funny part is, they must not get it enough to worry about it. ;)
1. If her period was 12-14 days ago, and she is on a solid 30-31 cycle between periods I would be worried. 2. A girl can only get pregnant about 3 days out of the month, and its pretty much right in the middle 3 days of of her period. 3. Sperm can live inside your girl for 24-36 hours, so if she is on her 11th day or so, I would honestly be worried. The chance is there. 4. If what she said about her period ending 9 days ago, and her period is on a 30-31 day schedual, I would not worry at all. (search around on the internet, and I will garanteee you that these are all 100% facts) My advice to you and your girl, go to planned parent hood and get on the depo shot. Its the best BC out there. Your girl will stop fermating her periods will stop and you can nut in her all day long. :D The worst form of BC is the pill. My wife got PG on that, and she took that ---- EXACTLY like as recommended (same time everyday) and some good friends of mine got PG on it as well. So calm down. It sounds to me and from my personal past experince, you should have nothing to worry about. Dont sweat it man. One more thing...I garantee her period will be late the next time. ;) |
Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
---- i've been with my girl for 5 years, and only used condoms a handfull of times.. I unload in her on occasion, usually
in her mouth though 8) you'll be allright. ;) |
Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
Originally Posted by nitrogen
---- i've been with my girl for 5 years, and only used condoms a handfull of times.. I unload in her on occasion, usually
in her mouth though 8) you'll be allright. ;) |
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