Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

------ A, the condom broke. Might as well have not been using one cuz I busted right inside her. All the parent clinics and ---- are closed right now and the one that has the pills is closed on tuesdays only (wtf?). Right now my best idea is wait till morning and have her call her doctor so he can call in a perscription to a pharmacy. This happened like and hour and half ago, BTW. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated, ---- I dont need a kid right now, thanks guys.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Dont worry, this could be you!

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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

LOL, you are supposed to squease the end when you put it on, faggot.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

damn that ---- sucks bro. Honestly fear of that makes me not want to bust inside even with a condom :-\

Damn I'd call some more clinics even if it's a few cities over. Gots ta get that morning after pill ASAP. Try calling your local hospitial and see if they can direct to in the direction of obtaining one.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

just cause you tossed a load in the bitch doesn't mean you knocked her up.

if you did, you know what to do...

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---- that was so wrong.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

with emergency contraceptive bro you have up to 72 hours its just the sooner the better, go to a town near by and try planned parent hood or whatever they call it by you, tell them what happened and youll get it right there the morning after pill.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

where is dr. boosts home made abortion kit?

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

If I was a faggot, I wouldnt have this problem, bitch.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

I bet she liked it. You're fucked now she's never gonna want to use condoms again.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

when was her last period? if it ended 2 weeks ago you could be in trouble. if it was a week ago or 3-4 weeks ago you are probably safe. it actually isn't that easy to get pregnant. it took my wife and i 7 months. it was fun trying!

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

i hope u had a laptop on ur lap prior to trying to lay ur seed

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

next time pull it out and blow your load on her tits, faggot.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Planned parenthood is the place thats closed on tuesdays and it already closed today. I think I might try Murdocs idea and call the urgent care center or something tonight, I'm just worried about it costing a ------ shitload if she actually to see one of thier docs for a perscription

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How DOC like's to take care of it

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LOL i love that picture

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

1. DO NOT PANIC!

2. DO NOT DOUCHE! This may force sperm from the vagina up into the cervix and uterus.

3. If you have a spermicide available, you may want to insert one applicator full or one suppository into the vagina as soon as possible.

Call the Health Service the next day between 9am and 4pm to see if there's anything else we might recommend.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

It ended exactly 9 days ago, I just read that even when women are most fertile, its still only 30% chance of getting pregnant, so I'm hoping that and getting a morning after pill tomorrow morning will save me. Fook: Haha, I told her if she was pregnant i was kicking her ass down the stairs and following it up with a coathanger

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Doc's kit is overkill.

Just kick that bitch in the belly, kick it like 4psi.

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

what the hell are you. a gynecologist or something?

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

I just went by Walgreens to look for spermicide and all they had was 37 different brands of douche bags. what a bunch of douche bags ::)

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

amateur gynecologist

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Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape. ;)

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

aren't we all?

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Dammit Steve, that wont work, I cant sing!! ----!!

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now thats ------- funny


with those pills... you only have one shot with them, you can't have her take one again. and i was told that you have up to like 5 days.. but i definately would not wait more than a day if possible.

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LMFAO, my girl is on the pill. hopefully it works huh... :-[

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lol good job numb nuts.

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I am with weir on this one. I have been in this situation one to many times and I know how you feel. Im gonna be 100% serious with you on this one...and someday some other fucker that is rockin on you right now will think about this when they are in your situation. The funny part is, they must not get it enough to worry about it. ;)

1. If her period was 12-14 days ago, and she is on a solid 30-31 cycle between periods I would be worried.
2. A girl can only get pregnant about 3 days out of the month, and its pretty much right in the middle 3 days of of her period.
3. Sperm can live inside your girl for 24-36 hours, so if she is on her 11th day or so, I would honestly be worried. The chance is there.
4. If what she said about her period ending 9 days ago, and her period is on a 30-31 day schedual, I would not worry at all.
(search around on the internet, and I will garanteee you that these are all 100% facts)

My advice to you and your girl, go to planned parent hood and get on the depo shot. Its the best BC out there. Your girl will stop fermating her periods will stop and you can nut in her all day long. :D

The worst form of BC is the pill. My wife got PG on that, and she took that ---- EXACTLY like as recommended (same time everyday) and some good friends of mine got PG on it as well.

So calm down. It sounds to me and from my personal past experince, you should have nothing to worry about. Dont sweat it man. One more thing...I garantee her period will be late the next time. ;)

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

---- i've been with my girl for 5 years, and only used condoms a handfull of times.. I unload in her on occasion, usually
in her mouth though 8) you'll be allright. ;)

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Haha, yeah mang, I usually go for the mouth too O0 Thanks to everyone that helped out/gave advice, i hope everythings gonna be cool

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

shes gonna end up being pregnent
witch meens you two are moving into a piece of ---- appartment somewhere
then your gonna have to sell your car
then your gonna buy a crv and boost it for the family car
then your gonna cheat on her one night when your blacked out drunk
she's gonna kick your ass out of the house
the she's gonna wont money from you every week, since you dont support your kid and you dont live together anymore
your gonna end up being broke the rest of your life because you gotta pay that bitch every week
one night your gonna take a .22 and blow the back of your head off, because you just cant take it anymore

and all because the condom broke :(

:D

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Ask a friend for birth control, tell her to take 4 at one time (not the placebo) its the same as the morning after pill

Then put her ass on it full time, then you never have to use a condom, Ive drained my testes into my girlfriend every night for the last year and a half, no kids.

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---- that ----, I'm going off to college in August, if she is she can join me or I'll drop her a check every month. An what you listed wouldnt be so bad, as long as the CRV was boosted.Does that really work? Safely? Thatd be sick as hell

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yes it really works



Oral Contraceptives used for EC / Progestin-Estrogen Combined
Note: in 28-day packs, only the first 21 pills can be used

Take 2 pills within 120 hours after unprotected sex and take 2 more pills 12 hours later:
Ogestrel
Ovral

Take 4 pills within 120 hours after unprotected sex and take 4 more pills 12 hours later:
Cryselle
Levlen
Levora
Lo/Ovral
Low-Ogestrel
Nordette
Portia
Seasonale

Take 5 pills within 120 hours after unprotected sex and take 5 more pills 12 hours later:
Alesse
Aviane
Lessina
Levlite
Lutera


She might get a little sick feeling but thats normal tell her to do it before she goes to sleep and take a benadril she'll be fine and yes its safe its the same exact thing as the morning after pill

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Stick a Garrett up her and spin that bad boy, It will suck the gunk right out, then the following morning put her on birth control, neither you or her will ever wanna wear that tight constricting fucker again. oh and even if she's on the pill, pull the ---- out. Not even I am that stupid to be letting it in.

oh, and do her right after her period or right before, You can pull a Kain in between. Your hand will love you, why do you think hotrex has such huge biceps? Canadian girls are known to cut their men off when theyre bad, and we all know hotrex is one big bad ----------er :P

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

you are gay my friend, if shes on the pill the chances of her getting pregnant are 1 in 998 everytime, I let the juice loose at least once a day. It also helps to have a girl who will have an abortion no matter what. >:D

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

---- her in the ass next time. No problems.......



.....or get a 5hp shop VAC and get your little soldiers back. You can't just go dropping those guys just anywhere. You have to be careful.

Your next option is my hanger/beer method. Never fails.........
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Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

I'm gay because I have sex with women? right.

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Like douche said tell her to call a friend on the pill orthotricyclin thats ortho-tri-cyclin and take 4 now and 4 in like 6 or eight hours. she may get sick and throw up but she will not do any kind of damage. this will change her cycle for the next month though. the reason is is that she will not ovulate. I had the same excat thing happen to me and thats what the doctor perscribed. God luck.

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my wife got knocked up on the pill and so did a friend of ours. pill gets many thumbs down, IMO. both girls took the pill just as noted. every day at the same time. ;)