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RedCavz 04-04-2005 11:56 PM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape. ;)

hahahahahaha

spoon fed 04-05-2005 12:06 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
i had a condom break on friday too nukka...i told her I own a full closet of coat hangers >:(
remember this!!
http://we-todd-did-racing.com/wetodd...ZmQzMXk1NDE%3D

hotrex 04-05-2005 12:28 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
dude, i used to ---- my girl with no condom rutinely,

HMTguy 04-05-2005 01:03 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
The morning after pill can be taken up to 72 hours after you bust up in her. It is just more effective the quicker it is taken, but you don't need to absolutely get it the next day. Been there, done that...

PoorMansPorsche 04-05-2005 02:30 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
lol.. the brand name for the morning after pill is "plan-b" I thought that was the funniest ----.. speaking of which Im staring at the packaging for one right now.. condoms always break on me when a girl is in the cowgirl position so I avoid the position now.. any how.. this new girl Im with lets pull out and blow in her mouth its awesome..

-CF

MikeJ-2009 04-05-2005 02:50 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
yeah, it''s awsome until you marry her and she says she ain't doing that ---- anymore. :-\ (don't ask) :P



You guys are wasting your breath. The stealthmode way of doing it is 100% gauranteed to work. My slogan is, "If paint thinner doesn't kill that fucker, I'll pay for it to go to college"


(taken off the website) :)

Reddy 04-05-2005 03:20 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
Hi daddy

turbocivicex 04-05-2005 03:23 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
well here's a way they said on mtv that was not a myth....

tell her pour come coca cola in the hole. They said that it can act as a spermicide because of the acid.

Another way when my friend found out she was pregnant...

She overly kept excercising. Forgot how that works, but it did the trick.

Reddy 04-05-2005 03:38 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 

Originally Posted by turbocivicex
well here's a way they said on mtv that was not a myth....

tell her pour come coca cola in the hole. They said that it can act as a spermicide because of the acid.

Another way when my friend found out she was pregnant...

She overly kept excercising. Forgot how that works, but it did the trick.



Bleach is more effective. Take her to Six Flags:

http://www.geomembrane.com/040123%20...Flags%20sm.jpg

idiot-stick 04-05-2005 07:44 AM

Re: Fuck...I need some help fellas, condom broke
 
I've been with my girl for over 10 years. Never busted a nut in her, never did it without a condom. Never had to write some sobby post on a message board either. She FINALLY goes on the pill in about 6mo so I can hit it 'au natural' <----thats french right thur


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