Being my wife is fun.
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Being my wife is fun.
Logged on to facebook today, and my wifes account is still logged in. I guess one of her friends couldn't wait to instant message me:
Amber
k so I have been waiting for you so i could tell you privatley. there is this guy i was in the air force with
51pmKari
yeah.
51pmAmber
I was chatting with him and he asked me if i was dating anyone, i told him no, then at the end of the whole conversation this is what he sent me. I seem to have missed you, my dear. I was just looking at your photo again and thinking back to those days of working together... wondering what it might be like to taste your lips... hmmm...
52pmKari
Are you gonna take him up on his offer?
52pmAmber
dont know. he lives in hawaii
53pmKari
Well, fly there.
53pmAmber
lol. i told him I cant afford to fly to freaking hawaii he said he could help me with that
54pmKari
Yeah, but then you'd be in debt once you got there.
54pmAmber
lol. he would pay for everything.
54pmKari
monetarily, yes.
56pmAmber
I need to end this drought I am in. lol
56pmKari
what drought?
56pmAmber
haha. nevermind. all I can say is it has been 2 years
57pmKari
You saw him 2 years ago?
57pmAmber
um no
nevermind. still the innocent Kari I see
58pmKari
I'm not understanding your beating around the bush.
Not sure what you're saying.
58pmAmber
it has been 2 years since i have had sex. geez
58pmKari
oh dang
What's the big deal about that?
58pmAmber
lol
just how long it has been
59pmKari
Well, you can still dip your trigger finger in your fun-dip ANYTIME you want, though.
59pmAmber
hahaha. ok. i take the innocent thing back
59pmKari
ya think?
50pmAmber
now I do
51pmKari
Wow, I just thought of something super funny.
58pmAmber
what
58pmKari
huh?
59pmAmber
you said you just thought of something super funny
59pmKari
Oh yea.
59pmAmber
lol
5:50pmKari
So I was thinking, wouldn't it be super duper funny if like, my husband went onto facebook, but then my account was still logged in, and this whole conversation happened while I was at work?
That'd be great!
Why'd I think of that? I don't know.
5:51pmAmber
haha. that would be pretty funny
5:51pmKari
I should be more careful about signing out.
5:51pmAmber
yes. why. hmmm. this is Kari right? lol
5:52pmKari
I mean, you could have just told my husband that you haven't gotten the shaft for 2 years.
5:52pmAmber
haha
5:52pmKari
He'd actually play along too. (I think)
5:52pmAmber
great.
5:52pmKari
Yeah, he's an ------- like that.
5:53pmAmber
ok
interesting
5:53pmKari
Sometimes I want to cheat on him......with a black guy.
A retarded looking black guy.
5:55pmAmber
this isnt Kari huh?
5:57pmAmber
oh, ----
Amber
k so I have been waiting for you so i could tell you privatley. there is this guy i was in the air force with
51pmKari
yeah.
51pmAmber
I was chatting with him and he asked me if i was dating anyone, i told him no, then at the end of the whole conversation this is what he sent me. I seem to have missed you, my dear. I was just looking at your photo again and thinking back to those days of working together... wondering what it might be like to taste your lips... hmmm...
52pmKari
Are you gonna take him up on his offer?
52pmAmber
dont know. he lives in hawaii
53pmKari
Well, fly there.
53pmAmber
lol. i told him I cant afford to fly to freaking hawaii he said he could help me with that
54pmKari
Yeah, but then you'd be in debt once you got there.
54pmAmber
lol. he would pay for everything.
54pmKari
monetarily, yes.
56pmAmber
I need to end this drought I am in. lol
56pmKari
what drought?
56pmAmber
haha. nevermind. all I can say is it has been 2 years
57pmKari
You saw him 2 years ago?
57pmAmber
um no
nevermind. still the innocent Kari I see
58pmKari
I'm not understanding your beating around the bush.
Not sure what you're saying.
58pmAmber
it has been 2 years since i have had sex. geez
58pmKari
oh dang
What's the big deal about that?
58pmAmber
lol
just how long it has been
59pmKari
Well, you can still dip your trigger finger in your fun-dip ANYTIME you want, though.
59pmAmber
hahaha. ok. i take the innocent thing back
59pmKari
ya think?
50pmAmber
now I do
51pmKari
Wow, I just thought of something super funny.
58pmAmber
what
58pmKari
huh?
59pmAmber
you said you just thought of something super funny
59pmKari
Oh yea.
59pmAmber
lol
5:50pmKari
So I was thinking, wouldn't it be super duper funny if like, my husband went onto facebook, but then my account was still logged in, and this whole conversation happened while I was at work?
That'd be great!
Why'd I think of that? I don't know.
5:51pmAmber
haha. that would be pretty funny
5:51pmKari
I should be more careful about signing out.
5:51pmAmber
yes. why. hmmm. this is Kari right? lol
5:52pmKari
I mean, you could have just told my husband that you haven't gotten the shaft for 2 years.
5:52pmAmber
haha
5:52pmKari
He'd actually play along too. (I think)
5:52pmAmber
great.
5:52pmKari
Yeah, he's an ------- like that.
5:53pmAmber
ok
interesting
5:53pmKari
Sometimes I want to cheat on him......with a black guy.
A retarded looking black guy.
5:55pmAmber
this isnt Kari huh?
5:57pmAmber
oh, ----