Being my wife is fun.
 

Logged on to facebook today, and my wifes account is still logged in. I guess one of her friends couldn't wait to instant message me:

Amber

k so I have been waiting for you so i could tell you privatley. there is this guy i was in the air force with
5:31pmKari

yeah.
5:31pmAmber

I was chatting with him and he asked me if i was dating anyone, i told him no, then at the end of the whole conversation this is what he sent me. I seem to have missed you, my dear. I was just looking at your photo again and thinking back to those days of working together... wondering what it might be like to taste your lips... hmmm...
5:32pmKari

Are you gonna take him up on his offer?
5:32pmAmber

dont know. he lives in hawaii
5:33pmKari

Well, fly there.
5:33pmAmber

lol. i told him I cant afford to fly to freaking hawaii he said he could help me with that
5:34pmKari

Yeah, but then you'd be in debt once you got there.
5:34pmAmber

lol. he would pay for everything.
5:34pmKari

monetarily, yes.
5:36pmAmber

I need to end this drought I am in. lol
5:36pmKari

what drought?
5:36pmAmber

haha. nevermind. all I can say is it has been 2 years
5:37pmKari

You saw him 2 years ago?
5:37pmAmber

um no

nevermind. still the innocent Kari I see
5:38pmKari

I'm not understanding your beating around the bush.

Not sure what you're saying.
5:38pmAmber

it has been 2 years since i have had sex. geez
5:38pmKari

oh dang

What's the big deal about that?
5:38pmAmber

lol

just how long it has been
5:39pmKari

Well, you can still dip your trigger finger in your fun-dip ANYTIME you want, though.
5:39pmAmber

hahaha. ok. i take the innocent thing back
5:39pmKari

ya think?
5:40pmAmber

now I do
5:41pmKari

Wow, I just thought of something super funny.
5:48pmAmber

what
5:48pmKari

huh?
5:49pmAmber

you said you just thought of something super funny
5:49pmKari

Oh yea.
5:49pmAmber

lol
5:50pmKari

So I was thinking, wouldn't it be super duper funny if like, my husband went onto facebook, but then my account was still logged in, and this whole conversation happened while I was at work?

That'd be great!

Why'd I think of that? I don't know.
5:51pmAmber

haha. that would be pretty funny
5:51pmKari

I should be more careful about signing out.
5:51pmAmber

yes. why. hmmm. this is Kari right? lol
5:52pmKari

I mean, you could have just told my husband that you haven't gotten the shaft for 2 years.
5:52pmAmber

haha
5:52pmKari

He'd actually play along too. (I think)
5:52pmAmber

great.
5:52pmKari

Yeah, he's an ------- like that.
5:53pmAmber

ok

interesting
5:53pmKari

Sometimes I want to cheat on him......with a black guy.

A retarded looking black guy.
5:55pmAmber

this isnt Kari huh?
5:57pmAmber

oh, ----

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

k, so your wife wants to cheat or does amber? im lost here. fb chat is gay.

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

haha nice work Steve

cant read huh?

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

funny ----.

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

nevermind, figured it out LOL

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

hah ------ steve

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

That is classic, it almost deserves a place on bash.org

Well done Steve

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

zing

Re: Being my wife is fun.
 

I spit rum all over my keyboard. Rolling on the ------- floor. ;D