MikeJ-2009

Logged on to facebook today, and my wifes account is still logged in. I guess one of her friends couldn't wait to instant message me:

Amber

k so I have been waiting for you so i could tell you privatley. there is this guy i was in the air force with
51pmKari

yeah.
51pmAmber

I was chatting with him and he asked me if i was dating anyone, i told him no, then at the end of the whole conversation this is what he sent me. I seem to have missed you, my dear. I was just looking at your photo again and thinking back to those days of working together... wondering what it might be like to taste your lips... hmmm...
52pmKari

Are you gonna take him up on his offer?
52pmAmber

dont know. he lives in hawaii
53pmKari

Well, fly there.
53pmAmber

lol. i told him I cant afford to fly to freaking hawaii he said he could help me with that
54pmKari

Yeah, but then you'd be in debt once you got there.
54pmAmber

lol. he would pay for everything.
54pmKari

monetarily, yes.
56pmAmber

I need to end this drought I am in. lol
56pmKari

what drought?
56pmAmber

haha. nevermind. all I can say is it has been 2 years
57pmKari

You saw him 2 years ago?
57pmAmber

um no

nevermind. still the innocent Kari I see
58pmKari

I'm not understanding your beating around the bush.

Not sure what you're saying.
58pmAmber

it has been 2 years since i have had sex. geez
58pmKari

oh dang

What's the big deal about that?
58pmAmber

lol

just how long it has been
59pmKari

Well, you can still dip your trigger finger in your fun-dip ANYTIME you want, though.
59pmAmber

hahaha. ok. i take the innocent thing back
59pmKari

ya think?
50pmAmber

now I do
51pmKari

Wow, I just thought of something super funny.
58pmAmber

what
58pmKari

huh?
59pmAmber

you said you just thought of something super funny
59pmKari

Oh yea.
59pmAmber

lol
5:50pmKari

So I was thinking, wouldn't it be super duper funny if like, my husband went onto facebook, but then my account was still logged in, and this whole conversation happened while I was at work?

That'd be great!

Why'd I think of that? I don't know.
5:51pmAmber

haha. that would be pretty funny
5:51pmKari

I should be more careful about signing out.
5:51pmAmber

yes. why. hmmm. this is Kari right? lol
5:52pmKari

I mean, you could have just told my husband that you haven't gotten the shaft for 2 years.
5:52pmAmber

haha
5:52pmKari

He'd actually play along too. (I think)
5:52pmAmber

great.
5:52pmKari

Yeah, he's an ------- like that.
5:53pmAmber

ok

interesting
5:53pmKari

Sometimes I want to cheat on him......with a black guy.

A retarded looking black guy.
5:55pmAmber

this isnt Kari huh?
5:57pmAmber

oh, ----

R-MAK

k, so your wife wants to cheat or does amber? im lost here. fb chat is gay.

88dx

haha nice work Steve

cant read huh?

sunboost

funny ----.

sexyblackcrx

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

R-MAK

nevermind, figured it out LOL

myAE86turbo

hah ------ steve

Guy-Fast

zing

Hitchhikkr

I spit rum all over my keyboard. Rolling on the ------- floor.