i plan on getting paid for this setup once it is done BIG BLOCK CHEVY TT inside!
awesome work as always
01-08-2009, 12:59 AM
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Re: i plan on getting paid for this setup once it is done BIG BLOCK CHEVY TT inside!
Originally Posted by malichite
That is the hottest Mullet Machine I have ever seen. I'd rock that ---- in a heart beat. Awesome work as always also!
(Randy Bauman of the WDVE morning show in Pittsburgh)
(To the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.)
They stopped making Firebirds and Camaros
It was late friday night I was wasted all right,
When I saw a mullet named Harold.
His words pierced his ears like the stud in his ear,
"They stopped making Firebirds and Camaros"
As my buzz was extreme I excused this blaspheme
As the ravings of a dude high on whippets.
But then others confirmed what I had just learned,
General Motors was betraying The Mullets.
The cars' coolness and class weren't apparent at first glance,
But those who drove it did learn
Hockers, you could spit out of the T top slits.
Drag racing beat any rice burner.
Objects seem nearer in the rearview mirror,
where my feathered roach clip hung.
And the backstage pass was taped to the glass
For when Krokus opened up for Neil Young.
The cars beauty was such that it got me laid much,
When chicks saw it the deal was sealed.
I said, "Let's go for a ride" and then once inside,
Their high tops left prints on the windshield.
The seats went back far so the chick could see the stars.
Through the T top it was romantic.
We'd dry hump away to the sounds of Fastway.
The small seats made her juggs look gigantic.
Yes the pride that I feel from owning these wheels
Was so great that nothing could dull it.
It's my shell, I'm the turtle.
I'm the waist, it's my girdle.
It's the reason that I have a mullet.
Laaaaaaaaa laa laa laa laa
La laaaaaaa la Mullet.
So tonight, drink a toast,
To the car with the most.........ballls.
They stopped making Firebirds and Camaros.
